If Violet gets in last then expansionists are officially an endangered species because this woman's name is literally VIOLET! It's baked (like blueberry pie) into her DNA!!!
why did nobody tell me #AirborneAugust was a thing. I wasted my whole month
I came up with this idea where people expand like an orb but only at their butt. I call it "Orbutt". Since I am nice you don't have to credit me at all. It's okay. I don't mind. #Orbutt
"Hey Steven! Check this out!" *eats 23 hotdogs incredibly fast making all of the Crystal gems blush even Pearl*
Why are people only turning into blueberries. Why can't someone turn into a big kiwi and have brown fuzz all over their body. Diversify your inflation portfolio.
CHARLIE VS. THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, a new animated film starring Kit Connor and Taika Waititi, is coming to Netflix.
Willy Wonka has returned to his factory after years behind bars for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry. Determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world, only one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley and a new generation of "rotten" kids.























