ExamSofty Statement: While technical modifications could have fixed the many errors of our ways, we decided to rely solely upon that third-time-charm. It did not happen. We are so sorry. We take full responsibility for our incompetence, and we hope the NCBE and BOLEs do the same.
The carbon footprint for our AI surveillance machine is epic AF
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We’re testing everyone!! AI AI EVERYWHERE!!! Bars, cars, you name it!!!
Amazon is now using AI-equipped cameras in some delivery vans to track drivers. The cameras can detect when drivers yawn or if they're not wearing a seatbelt. Drivers call the tech "unnerving" and "a punishment system." Great scoop by @annierpalmer cnb.cx/3jdZUTL
In light of internal testing indicating that Candy Crush tests minimum competence better than NCBE’s video game bar exam, we will discontinue NCBE’s test and adopt mobile gaming app alternatives for examinees. It’s all a game.
ExamSoft is partnering with Zoom to implement the “your mic is off” feature across the legal profession. Beginning in 2021, any attorney who forgets to unmute, loses audio connection, or has the wrong computer will be immediately disbarred. Thank you.
Judy acts surprised that her rules left examinees no choice but to urinate on themselves during the test. But Judy’s just afraid you’ll find her #peepeetape. We’d leak it, but her proctoring files are taking forever to upload.
If you thought the MBE was more difficult/confusing, you’re not wrong. People were decrypting exam files, so Judy had to stay up all weekend rewriting questions. She’s the real hero of this #barpocalypse
We suck. Everyone failed you. We’re so sorry. None of you deserve this. #DiplomaPrivilegeNow is the only equitable solution.
Your brain on bar exams. Kids, just say no.
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Don’t throw away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you aren’t getting wet. Don’t throw away your mask in a pandemic because you aren’t getting sick. Don’t throw away your computer in a high-stakes test because we broke it. Now I know my RBGs. Next time won’t you sing with me.
Super Scientific Bar Exam Omnibus Survey—Which of the following options would you favor to deal with the challenges brought on by the Coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak?
7%MAX8-like self-regulation
3%July 4 test date (MAGA)
76%Judy must take/pass exam
14%Automated Lawyer Machines
29 votes • Final resultsI know y’all’re doing your darndest to discredit the bar exam, but we encourage you to focus on your studies. Rest assured, BOLEs are working very hard to destroy all credibility.

