Ewan

*Cries in unable to watch Alpe D'Huez live*

We don't talk anywhere near enough about the fact standard train tickets can cost over £1 per minute (And we talk about it a lot)

I am no longer free on Bank Holiday Monday

Ffs I think I've caught the marathon itch again

Immediately filing the Men's Halfpipe Final into the 'Greatest Sporting Events of All-Time'

Winter Olympics on my timezone 😁 I now have a job 😟

Oh yeah fuck these athletes joining the Enhanced Games btw

Vive Le Tour 💛 Cheers ITV 🍻

Champions of Europe 🏆🏆

Just had a wasp fly up my nose and I've officially decided what the worst way to die is

Something about football teams I support and waiting until the last minute in big matches...

Got three days at home with no work for the first time since Xmas - genuinely no idea what I'm meant to be doing with myself 😅

Seven years on this app I feel so old

Was the F1 movie the greatest film I've ever seen? No Was it better than I expected? Yes As long as you're capable of enjoying stories as works of fiction, it's worth watching imo

If you want an insight into the student economy - I've just celebrated finishing uni with 1 (one) shot of champagne

27C in my room at 4AM last night was hell

Death penalty to anyone who shows up to the library wasted at 1AM for a yap imo

1000 words away from finishing my degree 🥳

A bank holiday has never fucked with my head quite like this one I am 100% convinced it's Monday

As a ✨️ strategy enjoyer ✨️, I didn't mind Monaco But it was obvious this was how the race was going to play out from the second the two-stop rules were announced