just a former T-Rex's account for teasing science deniers.
Joined October 2013
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Trump: T!
Pope: What?
T: T. Like Trump. Great letter.
P:...
T: Thanks for wearing it.
P: But...it's a cross
T: No, T. In America we say T
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Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches towards feeding children.
Kkkhaki Kkkomander is so upset that he hasn’t been named Secretary of Very Cool Guys That Have Totally Touched a Real Boob or whatever.
If you fear the dastardly voting machine will change your vote from Trump to Harris, the wisest thing you can do is stay home and avoid those demonic devices. #ElectionDay
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The fat orange man stands on his balcony, staring just over the heads of the crowd, his body swaying as he struggles to maintain balance, his signature predatory smile pasted to his face.
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It happened in 2020 and it might be happening again now. @Donie recently spent 24 hours soaking up pro-Trump media sources and concluded that "all these outlets are claiming there’s no way Trump can lose if the election is fair." cnn.com/2024/10/29/politics/…
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"January 6th is going to be pretty fun"
How MAGA activists are planning to attempt to subvert the election if Kamala Harris wins.
Reporting w/@CurtDevine and @caseytolan
Watch and read here: cnn.com/2024/10/31/politics/…
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My uncle’s friend Hawk was a feared gangsta. He was ruthless but he was also a chess wizard. According to the streets, Hawk only lost 1 once, years ago, when he was in prison.
So imagine my surprise when my uncle told Hawk: “l bet $100 my nephew will kick your ass
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Maybe don’t give these guys a national platform everyday to legitimize their rhetoric. Maybe instead of chasing ratings you report news.
Sharing @CNN’s statement and a quick message from me about what happened on tonight’s show.
I take this very seriously and want to again apologize to @mehdirhasan and I hope he’ll join us another time.
He did it. You don’t need the “Kamala Harris accused…” part. Just say he did it.
Kamala Harris accused Donald Trump of stoking division and “trying to divide our country” after speakers making bigoted and misogynistic remarks packed his rally in Manhattan on Sunday night. Here’s the latest on the presidential race. nyti.ms/40jLXuT
Ben Shapiro thinks a wet vagina has. Disease because that’s what his doctor wife told him.
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Insufferable. 0 stars.
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