Getting proper riled up by these wet texts from @ThreeUK - ‘customers who joined or upgraded their plans…” Meaning every single one of your long time customers you forced into an upgrade because you wanted to fuck over everyone in the process . #Three #DirtyTactics #No #Roaming

When are we getting that sequel to 'White Chicks' where Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly break out the black face?

Absolutely lifesaver, @cineworld. Gotta get my Oscar binge in. Seeing La La Land. No, wait. There's a mistake. I'm going to see Moonlight.

Yooo, @cineworld. I'm in London tomorrow with an unlimited card and some time to kill - do I get a discount off the West End cinemas?

'Rise of the Planet of the Rapes' - Directed by Donald Trump

Could @realDonaldTrump be @Sacha_B_Cohen's deepest most complex role to date?

Finally @facebook have given me a pop up menu to report offensive items for when I get physically triggered #HeroWeNeed #NotTheHeroWeDeserve

#tbt to when #BrendanFraser was the absolute one and not the complete mess he is now.

#ThrowbackTuesday Where did the @iTunes Single of the Week go? That shit was my jam. Big up the artists that I still only have one song for.

2015: Fuck her right in the pussy. 2016: Grab them by the pussy. 2017: ??? What will be the #PussyMemeOf2017? #Trump #WorldsGoneToShit

Goosebumps watching @Sia's new video. @maddieziegler kills it. Speechless #TheGreatest

Dirk Gently. @Uptomyknees. I trust you but, still, please don't fuck this.

29th Feb. Dedicated leg day for most of this generation.