Pretty much every tweet you already have seen and will ever see. All of us could stand to be a little more creative. Created and written by @ChrisSerico.

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Joined December 2011
[Joke to hide the pain]
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MY #EMMYS OPINIONS SHALL BE CELEBRATED BY UP TO DOZENS OF PEOPLE
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WHO CARES ABOUT THE #APPLEWATCH GET TO THE NEW iPHONE ALREADY
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I HAVE #STARWARS OPINIONS AND THE WORLD CANNOT CONTINUE TO SPIN UNTIL EVERYONE AGREES WITH ME
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hey that "it" movie is a thing, so here are too many opinions about clowns
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A FOOTBALL HAS FOOTBALLED AND I MUST SHOUT AT THE WORLD
SHOCKED THAT A TEAM FROM NEW ENGLAND MAY NOT BE PLAYING FAIR
MY HOLIDAY WEEKEND ESCAPISM HAS BEEN SHATTERED BY THE PASSAGE OF TIME
WOW THAT COLLEGE REALLY FOOTBALLED OUT THERE
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Every Tweet Ever retweeted
Please "like" this tweet with no message or interesting content just to see how high we can make it go. #BoredTweetlessExperiment
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only if you acknowledge mine
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I'm on Twitter on a holiday weekend because I apparently hate fun.
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i used to be so much more fun
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Every Tweet Ever retweeted
Twitter (2014): Your funny tweet might get 100 likes! Twitter (2017): Here's a depressing tweet with 140,000 retweets, and it's not yours.
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WOW THAT THRONE REALLY GOT GAMED AMIRITE
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MY AGE SHAPES MY OPINION OF MTV
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THE FACE PUNCHING HAS ENDED YET I HAVE MORE WORDS TO SAY
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Just destroying on Twitter right now. Everyone loves me. Bon mots. Quips. Thrills. Chills. All of the celebrities adore me. Can't stop cryi
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retweet of basically the same joke you already made, but oh well
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cool tweet about how indifferent i am toward cultural moments that distill our worldview
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