@EverySoOrphan

I have the same name on every platform. Go forth and find me!

onlyforphans.com
Joined June 2018
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Oh shit! They day has come! You guys stay safe, have a good life, and whatever you do, don’t destroy excellent branding to replace it with the universal symbol for “close this application”! It’s been fine 👋
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🦧An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down
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How do I vote for a Queen instead of a president? 🤔
Fellowship of Fans 💍
@FellowshipFans28 Jul 2023
Lizzo's ‘Lord of the Rings’ themed flute performance on TikTok and her walk through Hobbiton
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Beat it 😂
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Hell yeah. More of us than I thought 💪
Fascinating
@fasc1nate27 Jul 2023
According to a large-scale national survey, 27% of Americans 18 and older have cut off contact with a family member.
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Lol I can’t believe this X shit is even real. We’re all collectively Morbius’ing this, right? “Give us banking! We’ll definitely use this busted app to send everyone money! Please! Make this a banking app!!!”
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As soooooon as the functionality drops, I’m updating my payment information with every client. “Henceforth, I would like you to send all invoice payments to Orphan. Please relay this information to accounting. They’ll know what it means”
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Yo, where tf he getting these tiny cars? 👀
The Figen
@TheFigen_24 Jul 2023
Gentleman and master driver. 😂 xitter.cf/YourTwitFace3/status/1…
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TFW you start singing, “I don’t think he’s ready for this breaky”, and your cat loses his shit because he actually is super ready for his breakfast
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All the homies on Twitter have my Discord contact info, right? Once the blue icon turns into an X icon, I’m probably just gonna delete it. I don’t *think* I’m gonna look for any alternatives. Just gonna fade to black with X’s for eyes
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I’ve watched this SO many times
Everything Out Of Context
@EverythingOOC22 Jul 2023
What is going on in McKinney 💀💀💀
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Some cereal boxes should have activities for adults on the back. And all food should have the full spectrum of vitamins & minerals added to them like cereal. I’ve got a lot of cereal opinions and I’m getting a little heated 😤
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ayo, did those logo size restrictions on Twitch impact all the sponsorships through StreamElements? They had more opportunities than you could shake a stick at for a minute...
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Fuck yeahhh
follow @bencollins on bluesky
@oneunderscore__17 Jul 2023
Charles Barkley, everybody!
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Lol Twitch sent me an email to remind me of that time like 5 years ago when we hit affiliate. Apparently that’s in like 2 weeks. Do we party or nah?
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8 votes • Final results
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I woke up feeling stressed as fuck this morning and there’s absolutely no reason for it. Lol wtf is this?
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Replying to @MrBeast
we’ll just leave this here… it’s all for the kids! ❤️
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This is my favorite genre of content
Fascinating
@fasc1nate14 Jul 2023
There's a leopard in this photo by Hemant Dabi. Can you find it?
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