A man with a collection of 20,000+ macros and memes going back to 2006, and an eagerness to use them. Most of my stuff is in the Tweets & Replies tab.

Minnesota
Joined January 2021
Welcome to the Internet. Please enjoy this introduction that's never stopped being relevant.
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My reaction when work tells me "so there's this little thing from a month ago you should have known but I should have told you but it's your problem so deal with it" and I go off really not in the mood for it: youtube.com/watch?v=5FbBaRLo…
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Speaking of bird wonders, wasn't expecting to meet a Chozo in my travels, but wonders never cease.
Liked the idea enough to go back, take pictures of the scenery, and tell Chat to make a picture of it. Not bad, I'd say.
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That's like 200% more void!
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I wasn't going to go to the dog park today, but...figured I better while the weather's still nice. Spent a while walking off-path just to feel the leaves crunch.
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Man, people have gotten soft in the modern era.
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Liked the idea enough to go back, take pictures of the scenery, and tell Chat to make a picture of it. Not bad, I'd say.
🤖 Made with AI
Not proud, but finally gave up and looked up a guide on where to find this mf after picking his area clean three times. And it's a griffon patterned after a raven and a panther instead of an eagle and a lion. That's pretty damn cool.
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Not proud, but finally gave up and looked up a guide on where to find this mf after picking his area clean three times. And it's a griffon patterned after a raven and a panther instead of an eagle and a lion. That's pretty damn cool.
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Not the best picture, too much reflection, but it's the best I could do.
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Family Feud: Name something specific that might cause your bottom to be sore. Me: Sex! My dad:
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I can't fully tell but please tell me this route passes through Sus Sex.
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Got bored, made this.
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Rumor has it he still hasn't told her whether it was really hot or cold.
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Jesus, did she sit down on a fault line?
Influencer Gracie Bon is facing backlash after posing amid the rubble from Panama's devastating 7.7 earthquake, seemingly turning the disaster into a photo op. 🤔 📸: IG/graciebon
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Some of the local color, including some of the essence of fall: Changing colors and huge piles of leaves to jump into.
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War...has changed.
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My favorite dog, aka my parents' dog, is in town for a while, so of course I was looking forward to going to the dog park ^_^
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I don't even care if this is real, it made me start my day with a laugh.
Replying to @eliajayaraj
Tooter is an Indian alternative to Twitter (X). American companies like X will fall if Americans continue to mistreat us. India has a huge audience, and if we start using our own apps, we can generate massive revenue for Indian companies.
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