@Everson_Cook

Humorous Fantasy Author. "The Legends of Damon Arkon: The World's Greatest Swordfighter" and Kindle Vella serial, "A Swordfighter Walked Into A Tavern."

 St Paul, MN
eversoncook.com
Joined August 2019
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amazon.com/Devils-Cave-Humor… Swords! Dicks! Swords that are dicks! My humorous #fantasy novel is out today. #amwriting #WritingCommnunity

The Devil's Cave: A Humorous Fantasy Novel (The Legends of Damon Arkon: The World's Greatest...

The Devil's Cave: A Humorous Fantasy Novel (The Legends of Damon Arkon: The World's Greatest Swordfighter)

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Mr. Garlic@AlainGarlic1h
THE 2026-2027 WOLVES ARE THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME 🫡🧄🐺
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That’s… not great.
Jace frederick@JaceFrederick4h
If you free trial this weekend, here’s the by-month numbers of DAZN exclusives at the moment November: 10 games December: 6 games January: 9 games February: 3 games March: 7 games April: 3 games If you wanna do monthly, just doing November and January is best bang for buck
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BAB@badanglebballOct 22
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How does Kenny call LaMelo Ball 6’6? Everyone knows he’s 6’7.
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The Daily Wolves
@TheDailyWolvesOct 21
TIMBERWOLVES SEASON HYPE VIDEO 2026-2027 🎥
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Timberwolves Muse
@WolvesmuseOct 21
EVERYBODY WAKE UP THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES PLAY BASKETBALL TODAY
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Personally I’d like it if Jaden McDaniels was a Timberwolve for his entire career and then when he retires he just kinda sticks around and then one day I’ll be seeing a film at the Marcus Oakdale Ultrascreen and look and be like “hey look, that’s retired Timberwolves legend and current Minnesotan Jaden McDaniels” and we’d nod at each other like Alfred and Bruce Wayne in TDKR
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Jon Krawczynski@JonKrawczynskiOct 18
Cmon out tonight, folks. DiVincenzo, ticket giveaways and a lot more @forgottenstarmn
mrjohnsonpaints@mrjohnsonpaintsOct 18
Still haven’t gone to sleep. Thank you Wolves community! I’ll be at @JonKrawczynski live pod at @forgottenstarmn tonight at 6:30pm with free prints if you missed out. Donte will be there!!
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Uniform
@UniformGoodsOct 15
Our new fall collection is live now. 20+ new pieces for you to feast your eyes on. Most are brand new, with a few favorites making a return and some of our most popular designs expanded into new garment types. As always, there’s more to come soon. Tell your friends. Link below. Sincerely, Uniform
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Jeff Münneke
@MinnesotaMunnOct 14
Many new additions coming for the @timberwolves regular season…..sharing a couple of fun ones @targetcentermn
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Rafael Barlowe
@Barlowe500Oct 13
My tweet yesterday about Rob Dillingham has over 400,000 views. Hundreds of comments. And a phone full of messages from people around the NBA. My article sparked conversations I never expected, with everyone from parents of NBA players and grassroots scouts to NBA executives, scouts and player development coaches reaching out. I wanted to share their perspectives on what possibly went wrong. Free article 🔽🔽 open.substack.com/pub/nbabig…
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: Pringles is offering 200 years of free chips to one lucky winner who pledges to have their ashes buried in a Pringles can after death.
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Do you think if someone calls Derek Jeter anything other than Captain he just glares at them until they apologize?
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I’ve done this for years at Wolves games.
Knicks Memes
@KnicksMemesOct 11
My friend brings a bottle cap with him whenever he goes to a Knicks or Rangers game at MSG so he can put it on his water when they take the cap away Outstanding move
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Kind of a fumble they didn’t send this out yesterday before the Wolves tipped off against the Bucks. Guessing a bunch of people who signed up without this offer are firing off angry emails this morning.
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Alan Horton
@WolvesRadioOct 5
Wolves open preseason play in Milwaukee tonight (7pm) -- MIN debuts for LaMelo Ball & Jonathan Kuminga. Ways to watch & listen... @DAZN @wccoradio 830-AM @Audacy app @iHeartRadio app @Timberwolves app @SIRIUSXM Wolves Radio Network.
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But who owns Corncob TV? We can’t let them take that away from us.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 2
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount. Assets: • TNT • CBS • CNN • MTV • TCM • Showtime • Adult Swim • DC Studios • Paramount+ • Nickelodeon • HBO/HBO Max • Comedy Central • Cartoon Network Film Rights: • Star Trek • Gremlins • Beetlejuice • DC Comics • Tom & Jerry • Harry Potter • Citizen Kane • Transformers • A Quiet Place • Looney Tunes • The Conjuring • Mortal Kombat • Game of Thrones • Dora The Explorer • Mission Impossible • The Lord of the Rings • SpongeBob SquarePants • Avatar: The Last Airbender • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Dune 3 (distribution rights) • Minecraft (distribution rights) • MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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Jon Krawczynski@JonKrawczynskiSep 30
Tomorrow morning at 10 am CT, we ride. youtube.com/@wolvescollectiv…
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Man, I’m glad I didn’t fall for that Lynx ticket deal where if they won the whole enchilada your tickets were free. They almost got me.
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