meh.

Netflix needs to stop hosting live programming FOREVER

So Netflix crashed???

Um @netflix please fix the issues with the fight, please

I really miss twitter. This app’s not the same.

Ask me how I know it is mercury retrograde?

Speed bumps in Lamartine St. is overkill. Lamartine is not a side street. People still need to make it places without bump, bump, bumping @CityOfBoston

Journalists are not “interviewers”.

Kamala about to have the whole pantheon behind her...except for the Bama rush girls. They're MAGA lmao

We are not okay. Please don’t ask.

I really hate that companies are making it more difficult to speak to humans. @cvspharmacy I dislike your new voicemail system.

Yeah, no. IG ain’t for me.

The dialogue should be: Both candidates need to drop out. One’s a convicted criminal. The other’s senile….neither one is suitable. Punto.

Orange, I want to like you

☘️☘️☘️

🧹🧹🧹

Second time someone thinks I’m my child’s nanny 😅

I have never liked Diddy. I remember seeing him on , “I wanna work for Diddy” and thinking ‘this man is evil.’

😬

Michael Cohen looks stressed AF