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Holding a candle up to the toilet to see if I’ve left skid marks because my lights have broken and I don’t know how to fix == Victorian vibes!!
Eve Delaney retweeted
We have a new featured artist of the month! Meet @EveDelaney. She create multimedia collages and paintings inspired by topics including mental health, women’s history and chronic illness.
This piece is "Jus de Cranberry"
Buy the print here: vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/colle…
Two things that make me a grownup: 1) I refer to my acne as “adult acne” 😎 and 2) I pour my bag of crisps into a bowl before I eat them
Chronically ill parents all over the country are suffering - I’m sure they had the instinct to get some help from parents/friends but haven’t because they’re following the RuLeS 😇😡😡😡 and staying at home
I have genuinely so many funny thoughts on the notes on my phone but I can’t tweet them cus I’m not ready to go viral yet 🥺🥺🥺
Woke Dads on Zoom 💖 a stupid Cupid little sketch I wrote with my stupidly hot and stupid friend @JohnTothill
Comedians in quarantine:
- does just the first week of couch to 5K
- moves in with their parents
- talks loudly about “making a yummy brunch” whilst their parents are on business calls
- makes their parents film them doing RaNDOm stufF
- existential crisis
An actor in quarantine:
- wants to get back into their theatre roots
- demands the biggest room in the house as their “office”
- reads first page of importance of being earnest
- reads first page of an actor prepares
- emails agent: “I look at acting in a very different way now”
My cousin’s step-mum works for the civil service and has said that they’re 100% gunna let hot people out of lockdown first
Guys just wanna be the first to say it’s OK to be INCREDIBLY PRODUCTIVE during this period of isolation. I won’t be shamed anymore !!!!
Argh can’t decide whether to glow up or glow down during quarantine please please reply to let me know what we’re doing
Gutted that @edfringe has been cancelled this year. On THIS the year that I a) had an 8pm slot at the pleasance grandé b) had both written and rehearsed my show ??? Arghh xx