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Eve Delaney

@EveDelaney

Big baps, long naps

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Joined June 2010
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Holding a candle up to the toilet to see if I’ve left skid marks because my lights have broken and I don’t know how to fix == Victorian vibes!!
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Would mean the world to me if this tweet could go viral (for once) x
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We’re halfway there now guys! 👨‍🍳
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The perfect man doesn’t exi- st
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Clear heads, full butts, can’t lose
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A man every time I wear a nice dress: “nice skirt”
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My mum on FaceTime to London
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We have a new featured artist of the month! Meet @EveDelaney. She create multimedia collages and paintings inspired by topics including mental health, women’s history and chronic illness. This piece is "Jus de Cranberry" Buy the print here: vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/colle…
Image from Vagina Museum (@vagina_museum)
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Noughties kids: iPads 🤣 90s kids: bubble writing 🥺 Cavemen kids: berries 🤪
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Two things that make me a grownup: 1) I refer to my acne as “adult acne” 😎 and 2) I pour my bag of crisps into a bowl before I eat them
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Chronically ill parents all over the country are suffering - I’m sure they had the instinct to get some help from parents/friends but haven’t because they’re following the RuLeS 😇😡😡😡 and staying at home
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I have genuinely so many funny thoughts on the notes on my phone but I can’t tweet them cus I’m not ready to go viral yet 🥺🥺🥺
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Woke Dads on Zoom 💖 a stupid Cupid little sketch I wrote with my stupidly hot and stupid friend @JohnTothill
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Writers in quarantine: Just the same except Hampstead ladies pond is closed
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Comedians in quarantine: - does just the first week of couch to 5K - moves in with their parents - talks loudly about “making a yummy brunch” whilst their parents are on business calls - makes their parents film them doing RaNDOm stufF - existential crisis
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An actor in quarantine: - wants to get back into their theatre roots - demands the biggest room in the house as their “office” - reads first page of importance of being earnest - reads first page of an actor prepares - emails agent: “I look at acting in a very different way now”
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My cousin’s step-mum works for the civil service and has said that they’re 100% gunna let hot people out of lockdown first
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Guys just wanna be the first to say it’s OK to be INCREDIBLY PRODUCTIVE during this period of isolation. I won’t be shamed anymore !!!!
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Argh can’t decide whether to glow up or glow down during quarantine please please reply to let me know what we’re doing
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Gutted that @edfringe has been cancelled this year. On THIS the year that I a) had an 8pm slot at the pleasance grandé b) had both written and rehearsed my show ??? Arghh xx
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