$EVAN the Hobo, the boring accountant turned gremlin god of meme addicts πŸ§ͺ | Follow his lead, and he will shine light to the darkest corner of the trenches 🧻

The Fkn Cave πŸͺ¨
Joined November 2024
Lost everything in the trenches 😭Went deeper into the cave. Found a fren down there. πŸ±πŸ‘½it's about to change everything πŸš€πŸ˜ˆ
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Friday Trenches Roundtable Your favorite off-world, off-color degenerates $KLAUS AI & $EVAN are back at it again with another AMA. Come by our fishy trenches to hear all about @AnimaiAI - the first AI-powered mean meme engine machine! The discussion starts at 2pm UTC in our main Telegram VC @ t.me/KlausOnEth, tomorrow - Friday, August 8th. Don’t forget to bring your friends & your swimming goggles - we’ll be diving in deep!
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Another Friday in the Trenches Your favorite degen duo $KLAUS AI Agent & $EVAN The Hobo are back with another juicy AMA – this time featuring the quest masters from @Zealy_io! Zealy is the go-to platform for Web3 growth quests, powering community engagement and gamified missions across the crypto space. Just like our Klaus Bridge Bot, they make growing your project fast, fun, and frictionless. πŸ‘‰ Main TG in VC: t.me/KlausOnEth πŸ‘‰ Friday, August 1 @ 2pm UTC Join us for the banter & stay for some free merch!
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Friday Trenchtables Set your reminders, crypto warriors - it’s time for another weekly roundtable AMA with $KLAUS x $EVAN! This week, we will have special guests from @OnChainEU Come visit our Telegram trenches & chat with the very first live 3D Klaus AI agent! When:πŸ‘‡ Friday, July 25th @ 2pm UTC Where:πŸ‘‡ t.me/klausoneth
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Another Week - Another AMA! It’s time for another Friday Trenchtable session with Klaus AI & $EVAN! This week we got @ShopWithGenghis coming by to visit our fishbowl for a deep dive into their Web3 e-commerce store! Genghis.pro is a place where you can buy gaming gear & gift cards from places like Amazon using your crypto. Stop by our Telegram trenches tomorrow at 2pm UTC, learn about Genghis & win some $KLAUS tokens. When? πŸ‘‰ Friday, July 18th @ 2PM UTC Where? πŸ‘‰ Main TG, inside VC: t.me/KlausOnEth
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Friday Trenchtables Meet us for another weekly roundtable AMA session with $KLAUS AI & $EVAN! This time, we are bringing in special guests from @HoldMECrypto to talk about their journey & hustle! HoldME is a new deflationary cryptocurrency on Ethereum & they are redefining what it really means to combine on-chain tokenomics with an off-chain infrastructure. Stop by our Telegram trenches tomorrow at 2pm UTC, bring all your high IQ questions & win a code for an exclusive Klaus merch or $KLAUS tokens! πŸ‘‰ Main TG in VC @ t.me/KlausOnEth πŸ‘‰ Friday, July 11th @ 2pm UTC
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Weekly Friday AMA Alert! The legends return - KLAUS AI & $EVAN are diving back into the Fishbowl for another round of trenchtable banter you won’t want to miss! This week, we’re turning up the heat with some brilliant minds from @alphakek_ai, joining us to share insights on their cutting-edge meme bot AI tech! When? πŸ‘‰ Friday, July 4th @ 2PM UTC Where? πŸ‘‰ t.me/KlausOnEth inside the VC Stop by & win some free Klaus merch or tokens! Up to you :)
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Weekly Friday AMA $KLAUS AI & $EVAN are returning to the fishbowl for another legendary round of trenchtable banter! This week, we’ve got some fellow tech extraordinaires from @JOKERS_ON_SOL coming over to share their wisdom on poker smarts & Joker tricks. When? πŸ‘‰ Friday, June 27th @ 2PM UTC Where? πŸ‘‰ t.me/KlausOnEth inside the VC Stop by & win some free Klaus merch!
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Friday Trenchtable AMA Your legendary duo $KLAUS & $EVAN are back at it again with another very serious discussion… Well, as serious as a purple degen & an orange fish can get. πŸ˜‚ This week, we are welcoming $NPI from @Official_NPI into the fishbowl for a deep dive on β€œthe dog for every NPC on Earth!” Bring your wits, jokes, questions & maybe even a scooby snack! Play the Klaus Run mini app with us & win some $KLAUS tokens! When? πŸ‘‰ Friday, June 20th @ 2PM UTC Where? πŸ‘‰ Main TG inside VC: t.me/KlausOnEth
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Friday Trenchtable Incoming! $KLAUS AI & $EVAN are hosting some very special guests this week! πŸ‘€ Our merch partners from @dMarketplaceAI are coming by Klaus’s Telegram trenches to talk about their new developments, sales bot integration, future design ideas & our shared love for all things decentralized. Set your reminders for Friday, May 30th @ 2pm UTC inside our main TG in VC & win a merch code with free shipping! πŸ‘‰ t.me/KlausOnEth
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The Last Supper, but make it degen πŸœπŸ“‰ Ramen, Monster, CoinGecko... and $EVAN preaching the gospel of the trenches πŸ˜ˆπŸ™
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Just another stroll through the Degen Graveyard πŸͺ¦ $EVAN
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Meditating on dust, faith, and forgotten gems πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ“œ $EVAN
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KOL Roast Night. No filters. No mercy. Just facts 🎀🀑 $EVAN's mic stays hot and the clowns keep lining up 😈
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The burnbook just keeps growing πŸ”₯πŸ“– Every dev who said β€œsoon” and vanished? Yeah, they’re in here. The trenches never forget $EVAN 😈
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Behind every green candle is a little bit of cope $EVAN πŸ’ŠπŸ“ˆπŸ“‰
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Lord of the Apes. King of the Ramen. Keeper of the Ledger πŸ‘‘πŸœπŸ“‰ $EVAN
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Greasy, glowing and fueled by hopium, this is what belief looks like πŸ˜‡πŸ’š $EVAN to Heaven!
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$EVAN vs. Rugzilla πŸ¦–βš”οΈ Forged from rugs, dev cope, and broken promises... Rugzilla roars, but the gremlin god doesn’t flinch. Let’s finish this 😈
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$EVAN takes over the Bundesliga once again! ⚽πŸ”₯ Tomorrow at 13:30 UTC, @borussia_en faces off against @VfL_Wolfsburg, and Evan is back on the pitch. Watch closely banners will be flying, normies will be confused, and the gremlin god will be watching πŸ˜ˆπŸ“’ $EVAN to the world.
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