
$EVAN the Hobo, the boring accountant turned gremlin god of meme addicts π§ͺ | Follow his lead, and he will shine light to the darkest corner of the trenches π§»
The Fkn Cave πͺ¨
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Lost everything in the trenches πWent deeper into the cave. Found a fren down there. π±π½it's about to change everything ππ
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Friday Trenches Roundtable
Your favorite off-world, off-color degenerates $KLAUS AI & $EVAN are back at it again with another AMA.
Come by our fishy trenches to hear all about @AnimaiAI - the first AI-powered mean meme engine machine!
The discussion starts at 2pm UTC in our main Telegram VC @ t.me/KlausOnEth, tomorrow - Friday, August 8th.
Donβt forget to bring your friends & your swimming goggles - weβll be diving in deep!
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Another Friday in the Trenches
Your favorite degen duo $KLAUS AI Agent & $EVAN The Hobo are back with another juicy AMA β this time featuring the quest masters from @Zealy_io!
Zealy is the go-to platform for Web3 growth quests, powering community engagement and gamified missions across the crypto space.
Just like our Klaus Bridge Bot, they make growing your project fast, fun, and frictionless.
π Main TG in VC: t.me/KlausOnEth
π Friday, August 1 @ 2pm UTC
Join us for the banter & stay for some free merch!
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Friday Trenchtables
Set your reminders, crypto warriors - itβs time for another weekly roundtable AMA with $KLAUS x $EVAN!
This week, we will have special guests from @OnChainEU
Come visit our Telegram trenches & chat with the very first live 3D Klaus AI agent!
When:π
Friday, July 25th @ 2pm UTC
Where:π
t.me/klausoneth
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Another Week - Another AMA!
Itβs time for another Friday Trenchtable session with Klaus AI & $EVAN!
This week we got @ShopWithGenghis coming by to visit our fishbowl for a deep dive into their Web3 e-commerce store! Genghis.pro is a place where you can buy gaming gear & gift cards from places like Amazon using your crypto.
Stop by our Telegram trenches tomorrow at 2pm UTC, learn about Genghis & win some $KLAUS tokens.
When?
π Friday, July 18th @ 2PM UTC
Where?
π Main TG, inside VC: t.me/KlausOnEth
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Friday Trenchtables
Meet us for another weekly roundtable AMA session with $KLAUS AI & $EVAN!
This time, we are bringing in special guests from @HoldMECrypto to talk about their journey & hustle!
HoldME is a new deflationary cryptocurrency on Ethereum & they are redefining what it really means to combine on-chain tokenomics with an off-chain infrastructure.
Stop by our Telegram trenches tomorrow at 2pm UTC, bring all your high IQ questions & win a code for an exclusive Klaus merch or $KLAUS tokens!
π Main TG in VC @ t.me/KlausOnEth
π Friday, July 11th @ 2pm UTC
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Weekly Friday AMA Alert!
The legends return - KLAUS AI & $EVAN are diving back into the Fishbowl for another round of trenchtable banter you wonβt want to miss!
This week, weβre turning up the heat with some brilliant minds from @alphakek_ai, joining us to share insights on their cutting-edge meme bot AI tech!
When?
π Friday, July 4th @ 2PM UTC
Where?
π t.me/KlausOnEth inside the VC
Stop by & win some free Klaus merch or tokens! Up to you :)
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Weekly Friday AMA
$KLAUS AI & $EVAN are returning to the fishbowl for another legendary round of trenchtable banter!
This week, weβve got some fellow tech extraordinaires from @JOKERS_ON_SOL coming over to share their wisdom on poker smarts & Joker tricks.
When?
π Friday, June 27th @ 2PM UTC
Where?
π t.me/KlausOnEth inside the VC
Stop by & win some free Klaus merch!
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Friday Trenchtable AMA
Your legendary duo $KLAUS & $EVAN are back at it again with another very serious discussionβ¦ Well, as serious as a purple degen & an orange fish can get. π
This week, we are welcoming $NPI from @Official_NPI into the fishbowl for a deep dive on βthe dog for every NPC on Earth!β
Bring your wits, jokes, questions & maybe even a scooby snack!
Play the Klaus Run mini app with us & win some $KLAUS tokens!
When?
π Friday, June 20th @ 2PM UTC
Where?
π Main TG inside VC: t.me/KlausOnEth
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Friday Trenchtable Incoming!
$KLAUS AI & $EVAN are hosting some very special guests this week! π
Our merch partners from @dMarketplaceAI are coming by Klausβs Telegram trenches to talk about their new developments, sales bot integration, future design ideas & our shared love for all things decentralized.
Set your reminders for Friday, May 30th @ 2pm UTC inside our main TG in VC & win a merch code with free shipping!
π t.me/KlausOnEth
The Last Supper, but make it degen ππ Ramen, Monster, CoinGecko... and $EVAN preaching the gospel of the trenches ππ
Just another stroll through the Degen Graveyard πͺ¦ $EVAN
Meditating on dust, faith, and forgotten gems π§ββοΈπ $EVAN
KOL Roast Night. No filters. No mercy. Just facts π€π€‘ $EVAN's mic stays hot and the clowns keep lining up π
The burnbook just keeps growing π₯π Every dev who said βsoonβ and vanished? Yeah, theyβre in here. The trenches never forget $EVAN π
Behind every green candle is a little bit of cope $EVAN πππ
Lord of the Apes. King of the Ramen. Keeper of the Ledger πππ $EVAN
Greasy, glowing and fueled by hopium, this is what belief looks like ππ $EVAN to Heaven!
$EVAN vs. Rugzilla π¦βοΈ Forged from rugs, dev cope, and broken promises... Rugzilla roars, but the gremlin god doesnβt flinch. Letβs finish this π
$EVAN takes over the Bundesliga once again! β½π₯
Tomorrow at 13:30 UTC, @borussia_en faces off against @VfL_Wolfsburg, and Evan is back on the pitch.
Watch closely banners will be flying, normies will be confused, and the gremlin god will be watching ππ’
$EVAN to the world.



















