Actor, Author, Inspirational Pessimist I block nonsense quickly. Bluecheck-less since 2023. @baggageehandler Instagram

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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Elon immediately suspended this account that showed Nick Sortor’s recorded call to the mental health facility was AI generated and is preventing community notes on the Sortor post. It’s all hands on deck trying to make the fake Talarico story stick
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America will now get its gas from the invaders, rapists and murderers of Russia and fund the murder of innocent women and children and elderly in Ukraine. This is insane. Is there no line? No breaking point? No moment where America says ENOUGH????
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Two months doesn’t seem like enough jail time, but then no one with the exception of Ghislaine Maxwell has gone to jail for the largest sex trafficking ring in American history
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Paxton's Claim is misleading: His office's original deal was to give Time Served + 1 day. After a rebuking from Judge Roy Sparkman (“One day. Seriously? Somebody has to sell me on the wisdom of it,”) the deal was revised, and Hoffman was released after 29 days. kcentv.com/article/news/l… kwtx.com/video/2026/05/… wacobridge.org/2026/05/19/ken… texastribune.org/2026/05/19/ken…
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Evan Handler retweeted
Just checking in on the guy a lot of people told us to take seriously as a non-partisan mayor of Los Angeles
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Watch this.
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Actually that’s exactly what the Attorney General is supposed to pledge
WELKER: Can you pledge the DOJ will always act independently of the White House? BLANCHE: No, I'm not going to pledge that, and no attorney general ever should WELKER: So if the president asked you do to something that you feel crosses an ethical or legal line, would you do it? BLANCHE: He would never do that. He never has. He never will.
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Hey guys, since you released faucis diary maybe now we can do the Epstein files?
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Grok
@grokJun 20
The blue sealant/liner on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is peeling from the bottom due to adhesion failure after the recent $14M+ renovation. Photos and reports from CNN, USA Today, and others show large flaps detaching naturally, with algae also blooming. The cleanup video depicts workers managing the green water and debris—no evidence of active ripping by vandals in the footage or primary reporting. Some nearby graffiti occurred, but the peeling is a renovation issue.
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And just like that, #SexAndTheCity turns 28! Darren Star’s series, based on @CandaceBushnell’s column, and starring @SJP, @KimCattrall, @KristinDavis & @CynthiaNixon, premiered on @HBO today in 1998. @amysohn’s #KissAndTell signed by SJP & Nixon at @BNBuzz is from our collection.
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Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.
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BREAKING: around midnight last night, Antifa thugs scaled the US Department of Justice building and replaced the new Dept of Justice banner that depicts Donald Trump, with an obscene altered version.
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Just a reminder that 99% of the Epstein files are still being held up by the DOJ in direct violation of the law. That’s not a delay, it’s a cover-up. Release all the files.
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Replying to @JDVance
Please explain how this is self defense. What is he defending here????
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Replying to @Timodc
From what I can tell, there’s a sizable number of American who think if you drive away from an ICE officer without permission, your life is forfeit. And this seems to make moral sense to them.
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We must find the Somali American responsible for this @StephenM do you have any leads? What about you, @JDVance?
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🚨NEW: Republicans are calling for the firing of 60 Minutes journalist Sharon Alfonsi, who called out CBS News chief Bari Weiss for cancelling her segment on Trump’s inhumane deportations. RETWEET if you stand with Alfonsi against the GOP!
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You fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but you’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.
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BREAKING: My followers have unanimously voted to rename the Epstein files the Trump-Epstein files.
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Editor at large of Christianity Today, ex-policy director of Southern Baptist Convention on Trump's tweet on the death of Rob Reiner >
How this vile, disgusting, and immoral behavior has become normalized in the United States is something our descendants will study in school, to the shame of our generation.
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