for my own amusement || i will also always play devils advocate no matter how ridiculous

Joined October 2014
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the ween approaches
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adulthood is mostly discovering that every object in your house has a filter you were supposed to replace months ago
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Eat the rich
Kim Kardashian carrying an ultra-rare, limited-edition sterling silver Hermès Kelly bag worth over $200,000. Everyone had to clear the way… Kim really lives for these royal entrance moments 😭😭
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running back to the toilet after realising it’s not over yet
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everyone involved should be industry blacklisted lol
Sarah Paulson, Ella Beatty, Jessie Lee, and Vicky Krieps throw one crazy dance party in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story.
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‘WIDOW'S BAY’ has won 14 Emmys — the most wins EVER for a single season of a comedy show. • Best Comedy Series • Best Actor (Matthew Rhys) • Best Supporting Actor (Stephen Root) • Best Supporting Actress (Kate O'Flynn) • Best Guest Actress (Betty Gilpin) • Best Writing • Best Directing • Best Casting • Best Cinematography • Best Music Composition • Best Music Supervision • Best Production Design • Best Sound Editing • Best Sound Mixing
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Forever and always the best college town in America #IowaCityBCT
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Here it is… the 2026 Iowa hype video!!! Hats off to @FlightCrew319, best in the business xitter.cf/tory4heisman/status/20…
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i just saw a liberty mutual ad i hope this fucking company goes out of business i want to pour gasoline on this thing and set it ablaze
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i will punt that little freak liberty biberty into the fucking sun
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there should be a liberty mutual commercial where liberty biberty gets shot to death and it just pans on its lifeless body for 12 additional seconds
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eu tenho literalmente a namorada mais linda do mundo
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G’day there Hal Jordan, haven’t been talking to the guardians have you maaate?
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Missionary so I can see the hate for the government in your eyes
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If Luigi was part of the NYPD and killed somebody due to police brutality she wouldn’t be saying anything
NO SYMPATHY: NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch delivered a blunt message to those who support Luigi Mangione: "Violence is not a cause. Murder is not a message. And a killer is certainly not a hero."
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Which is funny because DAYS OF FUTURE PAST is essentially the best X-Men film.
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ was not included on the list of essential projects to watch before ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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a man *bang bang* a war *bang bang* a list *bang bang* a strait *bang bang* still closed *bang bang*
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for profit healthcare kills 114k americans every year. we have to change this system.
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