They’re like Alvin and the chipmunks when they all get girlfriends

I don’t wanna live in a world where Twinks is evicted before Omar #BBUK

I can’t go through this every year, having to fight fight the Facebook moms and the bad group to save a witch every time. Twinks is the only one in there with a brain and my winner, sorry Harry you have to go.

The people yearn for an adventure time overwatch collab (it’s me, I’m people)

Watched a TikTok about how free ranged eggs aren’t what you think they are, so today I bought organic instead #BBUK

American scalpers putting pokemon ETBs on Vinted for $70 but because the dollar is so weak that it ends up £50 which is UK retail price…. Get it shipped over for £4, Vinted pay the import fees, man I love capitalism.

Thank goodness for Twinks, because the whole house was seriously I unlikeable, now I finally have some one to vote to win #BBUK

Slim chickens having the NERVE and GUMPTION to email me promotional garbage the day after closing down the restaurant in my home town #toosoon

SAM RYDER DOING CELEBRITY RACE ACROSS THE WORLD???

“Yes boss I know exactly what will make youths get the vaccine - we’ll put out an AI ad on Facebook” MY GOD THIS COUNTRY IS DOOMED

After running around my town centre all morning to end up with the last pack in the last shop, I will say it has been very successful #PokémonTCG

September 15th being a Tuesday? No, that can’t be right, that’s the most Wednesday date I’ve ever seen

Happy Eurovision new year to all that celebrate ❤️

Cannot stand a brand who advertises it’s payday, emails, app notifications, you’re a billion pound business and you know your customers live pay cheque to pay cheque, that’s disgusting

Sorry babe can’t talk now, trying to spend £15 of my McDonald’s points on a kiriko emote for the hit game overwatch

So glad everyone is posting a screenshot of the alert we all got on their insta story and haven’t shut up about it on here - I would never have known about it otherwise…

Robbed Queens showing they’re still Queens, Europe didn’t deserve you 😭❤️

I will be doing my civic duty by googling “eyes hurt” throughout the day #eclipse