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Ethan Stringer

@Ethanstringer33

Washed up ball player. World’s okayest golfer.

 Covington, KY
Joined May 2012
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This is really what i wanna do when i strike out
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsports12 Sep 2020
You think these fellas are excited to play football?!?
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This needs to be normalized.
Thomas Bendelow (@BendelowThomas) profile pictureThomas Bendelow
@BendelowThomasOct 31
Happy Halloween everyone. Here is a scary list that you don’t want to be on. #hallowen 🎃
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Oh baby…
Gil “Handsome” Hanse (@NOTdaRealGil) profile pictureGil “Handsome” Hanse
@NOTdaRealGilJul 16
Gotta be the first time I’ve seen eyeblack worn on the course….
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I have never wanted to model my game after one person so bad in my entire life
Tour Swings Tommy (@TourSwingsTommy) profile pictureTour Swings Tommy
@TourSwingsTommyJun 16
Gotta be the most psychotic golf mixtape I’ve ever seen in the best way possible.
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I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. If you go through self checkout with a shopping cart full of groceries, you deserve a swift kick in the forehead.
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😭😭😭
j 🕊 (@xoxojjjenna) profile picturej 🕊@xoxojjjenna3 Dec 2025
good luck coach #wru
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Replying to @Bengals
@Bengals do not let this man leave the state of Ohio.
Billy M (@BillyM_91) profile pictureBilly M
@BillyM_9111 Oct 2025
This is Parsons 2.0 man
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Top 3 ever
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) profile pictureTampa Bay Buccaneers
@Buccaneers21 Sep 2025
These unis are absolute perfection 🤍🧡
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Can I trade Atlanta for Cincinnati and live in D?
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsports19 Sep 2025
You Can Only Live and Travel in One Region of the United States Forever, Which One Are You Picking? barstoolsports.com/blog/3553…
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It has been shattered into a million pieces.
MILO (@Nero) profile pictureMILO
@Nero10 Sep 2025
The dam is breaking
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Replying to @finebaum
@finebaum How are you still employed?
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Replying to @spenc__er
@spenc__er my god, you’re an animal.
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It’s very obvious nobody has ever attempted to catch a top-spun/sinking/knuckling line drive in the corner outfield before 🥴🥴
The cfb lliason (@realfbllliason) profile pictureThe cfb lliason
@realfbllliason19 Jun 2025
You cannot make this up Arkansas Baseball ⚾️ the same exact play that happened against Oregon State happened tonight against the LSU Tigers 😱
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This brings a tear to the eye
Coach Dan Casey (@CoachDanCasey) profile pictureCoach Dan Casey
@CoachDanCasey29 Apr 2025
Counterpoint:
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2 quarterbacks and 2 tailbacks….A+ 😂😂😂
Jake Malasek (@jakemalasek) profile pictureJake Malasek
@jakemalasek27 Apr 2025
“Kiper gives out one A+”
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That ball had a family @jmfaile_13
Dayton Dragons (@DragonsBaseball) profile pictureDayton Dragons@DragonsBaseball24 Apr 2025
Hey Dragons Lair, you've got some air mail from Faile! #Dragons25 #FeelTheFire
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This is a top 3 tweet in history.
J. Chase Davis (@jchasedavis) profile pictureJ. Chase Davis
@jchasedavis23 Mar 2025
Wyatt Hendrickson walked out to Copperhead Road, draped in the American flag, wearing a shirt proclaiming the Lordship of Jesus. He won in the final 30 seconds of the third round—then got a congratulatory hug from President Trump.
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If you go through a self-checkout line with a full cart of groceries…. …you are the problem.
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Replying to @FOXSports
@FOXSports stop keeping us from this
Tom Orr (@TomOrr4) profile pictureTom Orr@TomOrr42 Mar 2025
The crowd tonight is 94,751, the second-largest in NHL history.
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