Turns out Hell isn’t all fire and brimstone. Sometimes it’s walking into a coffee table. A new episode of CASSIE WORKMAN IS WITCHY AF premieres TONIGHT at 8 PM ET on the ETCH channel.

TOMORROW. King Grimskwawk has been summoned. There’s really no sending him back now. CASSIE WORKMAN IS WITCHY AF premieres tomorrow, September 16 at 8 PM ET on the ETCH channel.

The witching hour has been scheduled. CASSIE WORKMAN IS WITCHY AF premieres Wednesday, September 16 at 8:00 PM ET on the ETCH channel. And Cassie Workman herself will be joining the live chat, so come watch Episode 1 with the witchiest person we know.

3 DAYS. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But witches, demons, and the occult? Those are always welcome.

4 DAYS. She seems nice. Anyway, CASSIE WORKMAN IS WITCHY AF premieres September 16 on the ETCH channel.

Maybe we should listen to horror writers more often. Before recent headlines put the chance of AI destroying humanity within the next decade at 10%, Paul Tremblay was already talking to us about what scares him about AI and where all of this could be headed.

5 DAYS. Five days until the witches, demons, occultists, questionable history lessons, and King Grimskwawk are officially unleashed.

Some kids liked cartoons. Cassie Workman liked ghosts, death, Edgar Allan Poe, and Sylvia Plath. You know. Kid stuff. Meet the weird, morbid mind behind CASSIE WORKMAN IS WITCHY AF, premiering September 16 on the ETCH channel.