Watching this #mancity Vs #liverpool game, I can't keep wondering how @manchester united train??? The sheer intensity, omg!
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The Capital Markets Authority (CMA) has warned Kenyans against 15 investment platforms accused of operating unlawfully and fraudulently soliciting money from Kenyans.
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If you are a foreign national from East Africa doing small business in Kenya, you are required to regularize your stay under the new law.
Go to the Kenya eFNS portal on eCitizen and apply for a Class R Permit.
This is the special permit for all East African Community nationals.
That includes Burundi, Rwanda, Uganda, Tanzania, DRC, South Sudan and Somalia.
The permit itself is FREE. The processing fee is Kshs 0 and the issuance fee is Kshs 0.
This was gazetted in the Kenya Citizenship and Immigration Amendment Regulations 2024 by Prime CS Musalia Mudavadi.
However, you will need to pay about Ksh 5,000 per year for Alien Registration which is the Foreign National ID.
For documents, you will need your valid passport, a cover letter explaining what you do, your KRA PIN if you are doing business, and a police clearance for small traders.
The application starts online but you must print the forms and submit them physically at Immigration offices at Nyayo House in Nairobi.
It is the legal way to live, work and trade in Kenya as an EAC citizen and your right is protected by the EAC free movement treaty.
Issa retweeted
If you are a foreign national from East Africa doing small business in Kenya, you are required to regularize your stay under the new law.
Go to the Kenya eFNS portal on eCitizen and apply for a Class R Permit.
This is the special permit for all East African Community nationals.
That includes Burundi, Rwanda, Uganda, Tanzania, DRC, South Sudan and Somalia.
The permit itself is FREE. The processing fee is Kshs 0 and the issuance fee is Kshs 0.
This was gazetted in the Kenya Citizenship and Immigration Amendment Regulations 2024 by Prime CS Musalia Mudavadi.
However, you will need to pay about Ksh 5,000 per year for Alien Registration which is the Foreign National ID.
For documents, you will need your valid passport, a cover letter explaining what you do, your KRA PIN if you are doing business, and a police clearance for small traders.
The application starts online but you must print the forms and submit them physically at Immigration offices at Nyayo House in Nairobi.
It is the legal way to live, work and trade in Kenya as an EAC citizen and your right is protected by the EAC free movement treaty.
Well put. Start right now. Time waits for no man.
Every morning,
You meet men crawling from prison.
Their shirts look like they were pulled from a bottle.
Their pair of trousers are worn out,
Their faces are long and sad,
Their masculine energy is fading. They walk tired, gazing into an emptiness.
These are men stuck in houses where their wives terrorize them.
They sit in these houses because they are afraid to leave.
They built nothing that belongs to them. They own nothing. Just children who have been strategically weaponized against him.
When they retire from civil service or as teachers or as employees in Indian-owned companies, they resign themselves to fate, enduring insults and mistreatment from their domineering wives.
Their only hope is to sit at the bus terminus, betting and gambling, hoping to undo their years of financial losses.
But it gets worse, they suffer hypertension, diabetes and prostate enlargement.
They become a burden to their families, and they are abandoned in the corner of the house to nurse a chronic ailment.
Their years of sacrifice get swept away by comments from their children,
"Our father spent years drinking and entertaining hoodrats. It is our mother who took us to school."
Or their wives,
"When other men were building wealth, what were you doing? I can't continue living with you."
Yet, his productive years were spent on providing for the family without fail.
Pain and agony, as he counts his last breaths.
Then, one day, the sun will rise without him.
The main door of the house will open without his cough.
His chair at the corner will wait for his warmth, but it won't come.
His legacy gets buried deep with his regrets.
Forgotten.
In the ruins of his sunk-cost fallacy.
If you are a man reading this, start building your fallback architecture now.
Remember,
You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.
Your independence, in old age, is your wealth.
WAKE UP!
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Every morning,
You meet men crawling from prison.
Their shirts look like they were pulled from a bottle.
Their pair of trousers are worn out,
Their faces are long and sad,
Their masculine energy is fading. They walk tired, gazing into an emptiness.
These are men stuck in houses where their wives terrorize them.
They sit in these houses because they are afraid to leave.
They built nothing that belongs to them. They own nothing. Just children who have been strategically weaponized against him.
When they retire from civil service or as teachers or as employees in Indian-owned companies, they resign themselves to fate, enduring insults and mistreatment from their domineering wives.
Their only hope is to sit at the bus terminus, betting and gambling, hoping to undo their years of financial losses.
But it gets worse, they suffer hypertension, diabetes and prostate enlargement.
They become a burden to their families, and they are abandoned in the corner of the house to nurse a chronic ailment.
Their years of sacrifice get swept away by comments from their children,
"Our father spent years drinking and entertaining hoodrats. It is our mother who took us to school."
Or their wives,
"When other men were building wealth, what were you doing? I can't continue living with you."
Yet, his productive years were spent on providing for the family without fail.
Pain and agony, as he counts his last breaths.
Then, one day, the sun will rise without him.
The main door of the house will open without his cough.
His chair at the corner will wait for his warmth, but it won't come.
His legacy gets buried deep with his regrets.
Forgotten.
In the ruins of his sunk-cost fallacy.
If you are a man reading this, start building your fallback architecture now.
Remember,
You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.
Your independence, in old age, is your wealth.
WAKE UP!
The IG is being set up to fail. These goons are a smoke screen. Keep safe everyone. And of course even kids know who will take over after that happens. @NPSOfficial_KE
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Activist Bob Njagi is being held for 7 days for potential treason. He was arrested at Kitengela Matatu Stage while addressing the youth. He is under investigations for planning to overthrow the government of Kenya.
