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Phoenix
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Definitely keeping with the overall theme...
Not a huge fan of high priced fast food burgers, but just got a good laugh from @CarlsJr charging $6.66 for an El Diablo burger.
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My dad would say that something was "rich as foot up a bull's ass!" Took me a long time to realize he was describing manure.
I use to have a neighbor, sweetest old lady on the block, widowed. I would run errands for her daily, some home repairs, etc.
Whenever I left, she would say to me “Love you a bushel and a peck.”
What’s an old phrase from your youth you no longer hear anymore?
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I wonder what happened at quarter to seven?
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Tyler Olson retweeted
No, I’d never think of retweeting this image of Trump that shows his massive BALD SPOT, which he so desperately tries to hide. That would make Trump very sad. So whatever you do, please do NOT retweet this!!
I don't take selfies, so maybe I don't understand the mechanics of the job, but is it really that difficult to switch the camera out of mirror mode so the pictures you post aren't all backwards?
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Tyler Olson retweeted
Can I get 1,000 retweets to make this trend please?
#JoeRoganWontDebateMolly
Because @joerogan is a coward.
I just happened upon an infomercial for "physical gold". They are offering a brochure with "never-before-seen facts" about gold. Wanna bet those "facts" are totally made up?
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Just received this fax (yes, we still have a fax machine!)
I'm going to file this in case any of our vehicles are stolen, because I figure this guy will likely be fencing them. DM me if you need his number.
ALT I BUY CARS & TRUCKS Running or Not ... Keys or No Keys Old or New ... Title or No Title
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Well, it does, but maybe it doesn't. Using those shortcuts, the most recent message on my list is more than one month ago. Could that be true?
Apparently if you hit the "g" key and then the "i" key it brings up your lists.
I did not know this. I would prefer for them to put the link back, but this is nice to know.
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Maybe its just me, but those three pieces of paper on the floor are very intriguing...
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As #RecordsInformationManagementMonth draws to a close, our office remains committed to retaining every record as required by law. Below are a few of the nearly 8,000 books of public records maintained by Maricopa County.
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Not to start something, but is it "podiums" or "podia"?
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To liven up your laundry chores, put together a load of various colors and try to estimate "What color lint will this produce?"
How close did you get?
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