🚨BAD NEWS: YOU TURNED INTO A BITCOIN 🚨WORSE NEWS: @SAYLOR IS AFTER YOU 💰ESCAPE HIM, EARN REAL $BTC NOW LIVE ➞ play.escapesaylor.fun Built on Starknet, surprise below 🧵

4/ The Surprise! Two gifts for early runners: 🎁 Free keys giveaway in our discord ➞ discord.gg/yx9EuhqSZS 🤝 Bring friends:earn 25% of what they spend ➞Refer tab in the app (launch week only, then 5%) Parody. Not affiliated with Michael Saylor or Strategy.

3/ Where does the $BTC come from? An onchain vault, every reward is paid from it: 🏦 $15,000 in BTC from the team, added in batches 🔁 Then topped up with a cut of every key sold

2/ How do I get started? 🤳 Get the app (play.escapesaylor.fun) 📲 Log in. No wallet needed to play 🔑 Use a key to start a run 🪙 Catch the bitcoins on the track 🏃 Game over if Saylor catches you Each catch pays out in coins, Coins convert to real $BTC in your wallet.

1/ What is Escape Saylor? Introducing the most unhinged bitcoin simulator. 🪙 Live life as a bitcoin 🏃 Escape Michael Saylor 💰 Earn real $BTC 💎 Collect mysterious gems 👀 Now live on iOS & Android!

Tom & Jerry, but with Saylor & Bitcoin. Launching in 24H. Notifs ON 🔔