Manchester, IA
Joined June 2009
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My boss asking me about my class this morning.
Him: How was class?
Me: It was okay. It was about professionalism. I probably should have been teaching the damn thing.
Him ... silence...
#MybossThinksImCrazy
My boss calls me while I'm working at home:
Him: Do you want your desk calls forwarded to your cell?
Me: No thank you, I already get too many calls.
Him: What if you miss something important?
Me: Umm, clearly I was joking... please forward them..
#MybossThinksImCrazy
I have a new boss, and I think he's questioning my employment.
Him: How did you measure the disinfectant concentrate last week?
Me: I've got a great eye.
Him: Shoot. That's what I was afraid of.
#MybossThinksImCrazy
You would think after working in the hose manufacturing business for over 6 years I'd be over the "that's what she said" jokes when someone tells me how big of a hose they need. I am not. #thatswhatshesaid
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I’m honestly at a loss for words. Almost 3 Million Dollars for @UIchildrens. I have suspended my Venmo account, but you can still donate at givetoiowa.org. Thank you everyone. And to the kids and their families, keep on fighting!
Thanks to @Redhorn_Conners I can no longer see @AdamSchiff without seeing Jon Arbuckle 🤷♀️ #PencilNeckSchiff #pencilneck
Erin Goldsmith retweeted
The donations spike continues for @UIchildrens. #FTK
@carsonking2 tells me the total just passed $1.5 million dollars, with more than $360,000 in less than 24 hours. That's a lot of people making a statement.
Erin Goldsmith retweeted
This is Harper. She found out she could stand in the lake behind her house. Now she teaches a water aerobics class every Monday morning. 14/10
I’m not convinced @JoeBiden has heard any of the questions from the moderators yet. #DemDebate2