If you like books with weird themes and outrageous characters...you might like me. The website link will take you to my apocalyptic extravaganza.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined March 2021
Well, here is the first of several in this series. If you have Kindle Unlimited, it's included! a.co/d/eSSJPwG
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Nothing says "I'm a dick riding cult weirdo" quite like paying $80 for 25 $1 coins. lol
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One of the wildest notes you will ever hear in your entire life.
This song came out 15 years today, and ya’ll are still asking me to hit that note….
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Should I change my profile picture to this?
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Vegas right now. 112 today.
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I have been pretty far from X for a while. It seems to be turning into LinkedIn. Mostly AI slop and stories that never happened. Community notes on almost everything.
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Everyone excited for the absolute shitshow this fight card is going to be? #ufc250
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Full range of motion 950 pound leg press with my son. The guy on the leg press next to us was mad we had all the plates. 😉
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Did my fat ass hit a 245 bench press today? Yup. Is that a massive number? No. Am I proud of myself? Yup.
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Will give you the shirt off his back if you need it. Will have your back if you need it. I could not be a prouder dad.
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Am I at Little Ragnar's graduation? Yes. Am I crying like a little bitch? Also yes. Am I proud as hell of him? Absolutely.
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Someone I know who has medically discharged from the Army says that he and several people he knows are getting calls about being called back for something in Poland.
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I need this shirt.
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If you see me on some gymfluencer's TikTok smacking his tripod for calling me a motherfucker for walking through his shot... That's real. I did it.
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Yes, this is a fat man's leg. But did this one and its twin do a 100,000 pound leg day yesterday? Yes. Yes it did. Can I get off of the toilet without yelping like a bitch? No. No I can not.
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I have taught my wife and daughters how to be violent. This kind of violence. I wish I could be everywhere so they never have to...but if you threaten their lives...they will either shoot you or make you wish you hadn't tried. You'll know you were in a fight.
This woman was in a self-defense class when the instructor grabbed both her wrists and challenged her to escape... You see her twisting hard, trying to slide her elbow over his wrist without pushing his arm down while he holds tight, everyone in the gym watching and the on-screen text popping up with the exact technique. She works it, gets free, and then they show how she can instantly strike with the same move on the pads. The escape move every woman needs to know... Would you be able to pull this off if someone grabbed you like that or would you be stuck trying to fight back?
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I swear I'm a biological anomaly. On back and shoulder exercises, I am an animal. 450 on the plate loaded row. 270 on the plate loaded shoulder press machine. 1000 pound leg presses for 5-7 reps with actual good form. Bench press: 245 for ONE. lol
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Ragnar Ericsson retweeted
Joe Pyfer just did an incredible thing. In the post fight, he said he almost killed himself a few weeks ago. In the post fight analysis, no one says a word. If a woman said it, there would be an intervention ...and rightfully. Great fight. Someone check on Joe. Really.
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