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I’m on a plane headed to NC where the horrific devastation of #HurricaneHelene has derailed so many lives. The cast of #Supernatural and @CreationEnt are working with @RandomActsOrg to do what we can to help survivors. With #HurricaneMilton bearing down on FL, we’re raising funds to help rebuild from both disasters. We have put up a $35,000 match, so every dollar you donate now will be doubled. Please join in this effort. 100% of donations will go directly to supporting those most in need. Thank you.
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Friends, I am simply gobsmacked at the fulsome love and positivity for my latest song, so I have posted it on your favoritest music channel, with an ADDITIONAL BONUS LYRIC, so that probably means…awards. I’m also putting a new version of the video on YouTube without any bleeps so you can fully enjoy my richly faceted cursing.
And I just want to say to all the MAGA boys & girls who have expressed such a fascination with my powerful masculinity, that I can’t take even one squirt of credit for it - all glory and praise for my virility has to be credited to Mother Nature! But please be aware that when you appear so focused on my Alpha qualities that onlookers are prone to suspect “the lady doth protest too much, methinks”, which was something penned a fellow named Shakespeare.
Uncensored version now streaming on all platforms:
orcd.co/proudtobeakamalaman
Uncensored version available on YouTube:
youtu.be/X8qYtZzOUIM
Erica Jacobs Design retweeted
look I don't know how we got here but in the year 2024 the two most wholesome people on the television are Snoop Dogg and Flavor Flav
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if you are upset about having to wait a little longer to play a game because a union is striking in order to protect workers from exploitation, great news, there are 1,000+ other games you haven't played yet that you can go and play right now!!!
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a core aspect of the human condition is loving your little action figures with cool, removable accessories
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The perfect new job announcement photo doesn't exis-geekwire.com/2023/ex-twitter…
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High winds at the perfect time of day created a previously undocumented 2,400-foot rainbow waterfall in Yosemite National Park
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I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present
(Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )
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Just now finding out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is news.
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Me: So my husband --
First grader: You have a husband?
Me: I do, the whole time you've known me.
First grader: Oh. I always thought you were feral.
Me: Er, do you mean 'single'?
First grader: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.
🙀
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If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]
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Republicans are going to be like “Okay enough is enough, let’s get rid of schools”
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Five year old entirely unprompted after laying quietly in bed: “Daddy, why does my mind show me the things I don’t like? My mind likes them but I don’t.”
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every now and then i remember the guy who, 11 years ago, in my first week in NY, saw me unknowingly drop my wallet, keys attached, while rushing to get on the L at Bedford and scooped them up and absolutely fastballed them into the train as the doors closed
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This is Loulou and Coco. They just became new parents. It's a lot to handle so far. 13/10 for all
ALT two black and brown dachshunds sit on a couch surrounded by their three yellow chicks. the dachshunds both have looks of concern on their faces
ALT one of the dachshunds has her mouth open and looks absolutely stunned as one of the chicks bites her tongue. the other dachshund cowers in the background
ALT a close up view of the chick biting the dachshund’s tongue
ALT the dachshund whose tongue was previously in the beak of one of the chicks sits with her eyes closed. the chicks seem apologetic as they cuddle her. the other dachshund apprehensively remains in the background
