Eric Elfman

Wow, who’d’a thunk? Now that Trump is President, egg prices have hit an all time high.

On the upside, it’s nice that Marjorie Taylor Greene finally agrees that she believes in man-made climate change.

When MTG is the voice of reason…

Francis Scott Key bridge collapses after "J6 Choir" sings "Star Spangled Banner" -- Coincidence? I think not.

NetGalley has selected our new book, "Shock the Monkey" -- Book 2 in The NY Times best selling trilogy, The N.O.A.H. Files -- as it's Spotlight Book in the Middle Grade category.

Happy to announce that the book I co-wrote with Neal Shusterman, I AM THE WALRUS (due out in paperback in April, if you haven’t picked up a copy yet!) was included on the 2024 Excellence in Children’s and Young Adult Science Fiction Middle Grade Books List.

My NY Times Bestseller I AM THE WALRUS now available at Amazon.com for 50% off. A hardcover for the price of a paperback! Get it now! “It’s like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for kids!” — Amazon review

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a 10-14 year old boy or girl? If they’re a reader with a good sense of humor, might I suggest The NY Times bestseller I AM THE WALRUS, a comic romp by Neal Shusterman and me. Available at Amazon, Barnesandnoble.com, or your local bookstore.

It's well past time to investigate the Comer crime family.

Can’t wait for all the news stories about the Comer crime family.

It's like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for kids! If you haven't read it yet, get yours today! Indiebound → bit.ly/3OWiPV8 B&N → bit.ly/3OS3dBX Amazon → amzn.to/3IVD8Oq List of other retailers → bit.ly/43LhdBJ

Donald Trump told voters in 2016: “In my administration, I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.”

New York Times Best Seller “The authors tuck in really big stakes, time travel, fiery explosions…high tech, and low humor. Readers who fasten their tusks on this opener won’t want to let go” —Booklist Available at Amazon or your local bookstore. #kidlit

It’s like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for kids! “The funniest book I’ve ever read.” — my agent

Thanks!

Got some fantastic news today! I AM THE WALRUS (cowritten by myself and Neal Shusterman) just hit The NY Times bestseller list!

News you can use! A mention of I AM THE WALRUS, the new book I co-wrote with Neal Shusterman, in the New York Times book review yesterday!

It’s criminal…to feel this giddy. #TrumpIndicted