eric vance curl

tweeting a billboard is like live streaming a game of Zork

so when is @_joshfudge going to be on @heyriddleriddle? this is an inevitable event, lets pin it down.

the only place in Hell worse than the one reserved for the person who invented the car alarm is the place in hell next to the one reserved for the person who invented the car alarm.

do trans-hostile people get angry at light, because they don't know if they should call it a particle or a wave?

it feels like Emily Brontë is going to sue the weather for copyright infringement

"dropping off or picking up" is the funniest line in #Ghostbusters. @anniepotts is a farging genius. i've quit better jobs than this

just. yes

catching up on a dvr backlog of @stargirl_cw and wondering at how it can be so unabashedly fanservice at the same time it is proudly progressive and incredibly innovative. nostalgia apparently can coexist happily with creativity

the next permanent host of @Jeopardy should be @manolosomething from @DrGameshow the contest would become who can wake up the fastest and press the buzzer after he asks the question

has Jacinda Ardern replaced Justin Trudeau as the favorite smokin hot prime minister of a country americans wish they could live in?

Ghost and Mr Chicken has one of the best soundtracks ever. for real (out of print not streaming) by Vic Mizzy (Adams Family, Green Acres) you can tell it's great because they slightly altered it and used it for 30 Rock. watch the movie then some 30-Rock. you will be flabbergasted

or playing by radio @theflophousepod #flophousepodcast

so @of_rude just established that gods of cordelia regularly eliminate and create constellations. is astrology a real thing there? if so, what if your sign gets snuffed out? do you loose your personality? can you glom onto a newly created one later? #rudetalesofmagic

hey @KennethWReid i saw there is a bunch of 20/20on Hulu now if you want to traumatize yourself before halloween #tvguidancecounselor