@EricScottLA

Writer/Comedian/Actor. UCB Theatre. WGA/SAG/AFTRA. Shirtless Hiker. He/Him. Voice Over Reel: https://xitter.cf/t.co/JLoHWepMxf

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2018
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Goth Waterpark rules. 1: No running. 2. Don't go overboard on the emo shit.
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Heads up, our lazy river is extra lethargic today. You may not move at all. #WorldGothDay
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To anyone asking Raven at the front gate to "stamp your soul for readmission" instead of your hand, please stop. She can't do that. #WorldGothDay
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Watch What Happens Live should be called Uncomfortable Celebrities Swaying Back-And-Forth In Chairs.
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Step By Step = The Brady Bunch + Overboard. (I meant to tweet this 30 years ago but forgot.)
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Blinked and now my entire kitchen counter is compost bins.
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"Sorry, I can't meet you for drinks next week. I almost just fell off my sink counter cleaning the dust from my bathroom fan."
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Did you know... Huey originally wanted to name the album just "Sport". It was The News that demanded he go with the plural.
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SPINS WHEEL Drew: Who do you want to say hi to? Me: Nobody, Drew! Come on $1!
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Flipping between SOTU and an episode of House I've seen 20 times is pretty neat.
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I thought we'd get to see forever But forever's gone away It's so hard to say goodbye to spy ballooooooooons.
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The ratings were good so really hoping Chinese Spy Balloon gets a season 2.
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Kyrie requested to be traded to the Cavs but then immediately traded back to the Nets.
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Pro tip: if you see the 8am showing of 80 For Brady you can just stay in your seat and watch it over-and-over again all damn day.
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LOL no one knows how to spell balooon.
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Was really hoping my first Sports Clips experience was going to be more hilarious. I guess we'll get 'em next time.
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My favorite new game is "legacy account" or hilariously "paid for twitter blue" and I'm pretty good at it.
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Dangerous fungi. So hot right now.
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In hindsight, I wouldn't have started Tár at 1am.
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Will I be lost watching Magic Mike's Last Dance if I haven't seen the first two?
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