Edward Stillingfleet, a 17th-century divine with Dublin’s biggest library, may be the most astute analyst of the midterms. He gave us rats deserting a sinking ship. But today’s Republican Party has improved the spectacle: the rats are fighting one another for the lifeboats.
In Colorado, Republicans are abandoning Victor Marx for Democrat Phil Weiser. Marx’s lonely elected backer is Lauren Boebert—whose résumé includes the Beetlejuice grope and an ethics complaint alleging three staff affairs and $200,000 in hush money. Quite a lifeboat captain. /3
The cracking timbers are visible. Senate Republicans are pulling more than $30 million out of North Carolina’s Whatley–Cooper race and rushing it toward Kansas and Iowa. That isn’t confidence. It is the party’s accountants conceding that the electoral map has sprung leaks. /2
Settlers beat Palestinian farmers and a journalist. A woman is punched at a Trump rally amid chants of “USA.”
Two countries face a test of who they are.
“That’s not who we are” requires evidence. Will we reject cruelty—or just the circus when the bread gets stale?
There is a long history here
"I AM NOT A SINNER": Lauren Boebert Bought a Plane While Her Waitresses Begged for Their Paychecks To Feed Their Kids open.substack.com/pub/americ…
One of the pluses of Elon Musk owning X is that he has assembled a Petri dish of Nutbug Culture the rest of us can study.
UPDATE! We are again WINNING the war and DEAR LEADER says peace is at hand.
Any day.
President Sundown will not bomb Iran until after midterms.
No word on whether San Diego and LA will be on anyone’s target list.
Other news: James Talarico’s flu is exploding MAGA heads.
Colorado peeps. I doubt whether Jenna Griswold deserved a promotion to another state office. I’d her opponent for AG a reasonable dude or a MAGA clone?
MAGA cultist stands up for the GED debating Society.
Boebert is going to destroy both of them. This is a very bad move for the Democrats. The hypocrisy will be exposed. #copolitics #colorado
The comments are firm.
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A member of the MAGA cult has somehow convinced himself that the party that is in the minority of the Supreme Court, House, Senate, and Presidency is somehow collapsing the US economy.
Sure, Jan.
Trump and GOP own it all.
THESE Marxists want to take Colorado back…
….to the 1950s.
We’re nonstop.
North, South, East, West. From the Western Slope to the Eastern Plains, Denver, the Front Range, Sterling, Weld County, and now the San Luis Valley.
If you’re ready to help us take Colorado back, go to Victor2026.com.
The best thing about the platform’s finest satire account is that every MAGA self-own requires a willful inability to spell—or to tell an Irish actor from a Japanese car.















