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Pueblo, CO
Joined January 2021
Edward Stillingfleet, a 17th-century divine with Dublin’s biggest library, may be the most astute analyst of the midterms. He gave us rats deserting a sinking ship. But today’s Republican Party has improved the spectacle: the rats are fighting one another for the lifeboats.
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In Colorado, Republicans are abandoning Victor Marx for Democrat Phil Weiser. Marx’s lonely elected backer is Lauren Boebert—whose résumé includes the Beetlejuice grope and an ethics complaint alleging three staff affairs and $200,000 in hush money. Quite a lifeboat captain. /3
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Meanwhile, Ken Paxton’s camp inflated James Talarico’s flu into psychiatric collapse, while J.D. Vance used a CBS forum to argue that Trump’s second term never happened—except when there was credit to claim. The accountants return to reality; the propagandists retreat from it. /4
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The cracking timbers are visible. Senate Republicans are pulling more than $30 million out of North Carolina’s Whatley–Cooper race and rushing it toward Kansas and Iowa. That isn’t confidence. It is the party’s accountants conceding that the electoral map has sprung leaks. /2
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I don’t think this is the GOP GOTV flex you think it is.
Give Democrats the House gavel, and I reckon they'll be impeaching President Trump before they've even found their seats. Lord knows we've had enough of that nonsense. Chip in whatever you can to help me defend our GOP Majority!

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In 1864, Union soldiers saved ballot boxes during a retreat. In 2026, NC A&T students walked 45 minutes to vote after officials rejected campus polling sites. Their citizenship requires no permission from MAGA. Do you hear the people sing?
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Settlers beat Palestinian farmers and a journalist. A woman is punched at a Trump rally amid chants of “USA.” Two countries face a test of who they are. “That’s not who we are” requires evidence. Will we reject cruelty—or just the circus when the bread gets stale?
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One of the pluses of Elon Musk owning X is that he has assembled a Petri dish of Nutbug Culture the rest of us can study.
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UPDATE! We are again WINNING the war and DEAR LEADER says peace is at hand. Any day. President Sundown will not bomb Iran until after midterms. No word on whether San Diego and LA will be on anyone’s target list. Other news: James Talarico’s flu is exploding MAGA heads.
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Colorado peeps. I doubt whether Jenna Griswold deserved a promotion to another state office. I’d her opponent for AG a reasonable dude or a MAGA clone?
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MAGA cultist stands up for the GED debating Society.
Boebert is going to destroy both of them. This is a very bad move for the Democrats. The hypocrisy will be exposed. #copolitics #colorado
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The comments are firm.
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A member of the MAGA cult has somehow convinced himself that the party that is in the minority of the Supreme Court, House, Senate, and Presidency is somehow collapsing the US economy. Sure, Jan. Trump and GOP own it all.
Here is the thing: The democrats are intentionally engineering the total collapse of the US economy. They want to destroy it, so that in desparation, people will turn to socialist solutions to recover and survive. This is a long game that doesnt happen over night...
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THESE Marxists want to take Colorado back… ….to the 1950s.
We’re nonstop. North, South, East, West. From the Western Slope to the Eastern Plains, Denver, the Front Range, Sterling, Weld County, and now the San Luis Valley. If you’re ready to help us take Colorado back, go to Victor2026.com.
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The best thing about the platform’s finest satire account is that every MAGA self-own requires a willful inability to spell—or to tell an Irish actor from a Japanese car.
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Breaking news! Tommy Tuberville proves that “dumber than a rock” is not just a metaphor.
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
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Big difference between more time and wrong direction.
Trump made a lot of promises. I expect him to keep them. But taking longer than we hoped doesn’t make a man a liar. It means the job isn’t finished yet. Give him more time.
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