Photographer, he/him, Chicago ✨

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2012
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What a fun day to learn I’m blocked by Ethan Klein lmao
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None of the comments mentioning how camp this is
Hi @united Today my husband and I boarded to go to Japan. See my picture? I’m crying because I was DOWNGRADED from the business class we paid for with our hard earned money for a special trip.
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This game went triple platinum in my house when I was 12 and to this day no one believes me when I say it’s one of my faves
First trailer for the ‘SHREK 2 REMASTERED’ game.
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finally, a game for real gamers
First trailer for the ‘SHREK 2 REMASTERED’ game.
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Dog walking on the sidewalk past me just stopped and refused to keep moving until I walked by
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This is without a doubt the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in my life and I was THEE AHS fan, no single plot line between now and Halloween can fix this
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When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item
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Asked ChatGPT my perceived IQ & to make me a report card based on our conversations
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New boot goofin’
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Happy Halloween month @EricMagnussen
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Rewatching AHS in its entirety and there’s entire parts of it I repressed, like Lena Dunham dressing like a Newsy and claiming to be the zodiac killer?
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Rewatching AHS in its entirety and there’s entire parts of it I repressed, like Lena Dunham dressing like a Newsy and claiming to be the zodiac killer?
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Oh my god you fucking morons I know she’s playing Valerie Solanas they mention it 700 times, the point is that this was fucking ridiculous
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4 glasses of wine vs 5 glasses of wine
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My most problematic vocal stim
I NEED MORE CREGGER MOVIES NOW REWATCHING
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meia noite: ouvir o album da miley de manhã cedo: a parte diurna do album da carly de tardinha: o album da beabadoobee começou a anoitecer: album da tove lo de noite: parte noturna do album da carly
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