Eric “It’s So Over” Henkels

"There is the ego death of becoming a parent (my child is now the most important thing in my life), and then there is the ego death of becoming the parent of two (I have not had a moment or thought of my own since dawn)." Read as GQ's @zachbaron reports on the mind-altering chaos (and occasional brilliance) of life with two walking, talking young boys: gq.visitlink.me/zC-Xtp

.@BrandonFlowers answers his interview questions through song 🎶 #FallonTonight

i’m sure noah kahan is a great guy and all but he’s like hozier for girls who would become republican if their boyfriend gave them a convincing enough argument

Bout that time to tap the sign again.

Why can’t life always be this easy

Philadelphia has the correct sports priorities: psychotic obsession with the pro sports teams, casual “hey, good for them” support of the college teams made up of teenagers and twenty year olds. It’s the south and midwest that somehow fucked it up and got those two reversed.

Harden's career earnings will now reach $511 million, making him the fourth player in NBA history to eclipse the $500 million mark, joining the 76ers' LeBron James, the Rockets' Kevin Durant and the Warriors' Stephen Curry.  Harden turns 37 next Wednesday (Aug. 26), and when the 11-time NBA All-Star officially signs, he will become the second player in league history to sign for over $90 million in guaranteed salary at age 37 or older, with LeBron being the other.

I hope you summer truthers are happy. I walked outside at 730AM and could literally taste the humidity. It only got hotter from there. I am wearing the least amount of clothing I can conceivably wear. To be outside is to exist in total discomfort with no recourse. BOOOOOOOO

being a 16 year old boy in 2004 playing halo 2 while listening to meteora and drinking mountain dew probably felt good af

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

Jaylen Brown on reports claiming he thinks he's the smartest person in the room: "No offense to everybody in sports, but the bar is fuckin' low."

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

i love this because this is exactly the kind of thing the Beatles would do to make each other laugh