@EricCunningham

Writer: “Hit Job” on Audible Also: @thedrewbarrymoreshow & @kidstonightshow Host: @BigIdeaGameShow Kermit: @nightlateshow

 LA
eecunningham.com/about/
Joined March 2008
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Hit Job's on @audible_com starting today! It's a horror-comedy series I created about working at KillCo, a corporatized version of The Purge. I'm so excited for it & it's very dumb (OF COURSE there's a murderer who only talks in a Bane voice) Listen now! adbl.co/HitJob
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If you’re reading this, you are on my defunct Twitter profile. My website is up there, email me instead. xoxo,
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GIANT "Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an Englishman!" GIANT (internally) Nice going. You used made-up words and *still* couldn't hit the rhyme.
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Tonight on Twitter:
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Eric's taking a page from the Mike Gravel handbook and Twittering. Can I also make this post exactly one-hundred and forty characters long?
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You idiot.
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Lumière brothers’ 1885 short film “Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat”
Brian Rowe@mrbrianrowe16 Nov 2022
Tell me a movie with a memorable train scene.
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(trying to remind my wife that we have a nuclear war preparedness kit WITHOUT alarming her) "y'know what could be fun? getting out the ol hand-cranked AM radio."
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it’s called Bread Bled Redemption
Entertainment Weekly
@EW15 Nov 2022
Jesus Christ is coming... in a video game. 'I Am Jesus Christ' lets you play as the Son of God, turning water into wine and all that. ew.com/gaming/i-am-jesus-chr…

Finally, a video game that lets you play as Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is coming... in a video game. 'I Am Jesus Christ' lets you play as the Son of God, turning water into wine and all that.

ew.com
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The emergency broadcast announcing the commencement of The Purge, except it’s for Opposite Day.
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Honestly, this kind of thing is exactly what we all need right now:
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Kari Lake? She couldn’t even carry Tucson.
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(Before tweeting this I googled to make sure she did not in fact carry Tucson, and that’s the Cunningham Difference™️)
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My dentist, while she’s scraping my teeth: “Are you… laughing?”
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I’m crazy for this one.
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TIME is a flat circle.
Capital Weather
@capitalweather9 Nov 2022
Trump is not evacuating and will stay at Mar-a-Lago through storm although the club has closed, per @jdawsey1. Read more: wapo.st/3tgKHHu

Hurricane Nicole downgraded to tropical storm after landfall in Florida

The storm is forecast to deliver heavy rain along entire East Coast.

washingtonpost.com
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You will now be permanently banned if you allege a shrimp has ever fried rice.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk7 Nov 2022
Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.
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Eric Cunningham retweeted
Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew16 Nov 2022
I want to see a Lord of the Rings workplace comedy where all of the Orcs talk like this
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Osita Nwanevu@OsitaNwanevu6 Nov 2022
tweeting rn
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“Ayyyyy! Tuna Can!” “Sir, that is not my name.” “My man, Sardines! What’s up?” “Sir. Please. My name is
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