BIM Manager for AHR Architects, Revit Evangelist and general BIM Centurion. Views are my own, not those of my employer.

Manchester(ish) - UK
Joined October 2010
What the hell is America doing? 349 million people, and you choose this clown to represent you?? What were you thinking??
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phone call on speaker, then sprays deodorant THEN perfume…in a packed train carriage.. WTF is wrong with some people!! Waiting for the fart I guess…
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Probably worth stocking up on Avocados and selling them on EBay with US shipping.. #goodtimes
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just reviewing a "Exchange Information Requirements_Information" document.. 5 pages of nonsense. 1xcover, 1xTOC, 1xResource Info (which just references other docus) 1xIntro/GSL (with nothing in) and 1 blank page.. Amazing work - totally useless #BIMWaste
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Something very satisfying in pasting in commands and coordinates into AutoCAD and watching it dutifully do exactly what you told it.. #oldskool
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"Continued use of the software confirms your acceptance of these revised terms." --- This sort of nonsense is.. erm... nonsense..
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Doing some research into the accuracy of Revit and its single floating point etc and came across this ADSK support page which made me laugh out loud in the office.. Issue: "Line is too short", Solution:Make line longer OR import an image with line on and scale to fit!!.
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Hey @Anoto - where is the pre-order offer for the LivePen for overseas customers?
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Major Contractor STILL asking for us to share our IT Security Breach Procedure with them… erm.. let me think about that for 0.5 of a second… I think it’s probably going to be a NO from me…
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Lazy modelling WILL bite you in the ass at some point..
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Just downloaded my Digital Construction North attendee badge (pdf) - only to find this inside... Not a promising start.
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More of the orange sleazeball? How embarrassing…
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2-factor authentication - I get it.. We have to be safe n all that, but at the same time it's driving me totally nuts.. There must be a point when the number of Auth requests during a typical workday starts to impact productivity not to mention mental well-being. #Techwaste
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Any Bentley users out there that can possibly answer a simple question about adding additional licenses? I have been told by Bentley that the cost for purchasing 1 x additional Microstation Select license would be approx £7700 to add ONE additional license.. This can't be right?
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Todays software shower of sh%! award goes to OneClick. Their new licensing is totally ridiculous. Having restricted the number of users who can be listed to have the capability of checking out a license - we now need a license to be able to manage the users in OUR projects
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Soo... Has anyone else been requested to only use PascalCase for your drawing description? ForMeThisIsANonsenseAsItIsTheOnlyPartOfTheDrawingAndFileNameThatIsHumanReadable... #BIMNonsense
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"Which BEP are you looking at?"<-- #ALERT Sometimes it seems to me like we (industry) still haven't managed to get the basics done yet. Ironically the BIM documentation is often the worst in terms of control of and naming of documentation..
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The fact that Chaos now own Enscape could well be the death of Enscape for me.. Managing Chaos licenses is a nightmare..
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Not off to a great start.....
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