Unfinished Novelist, Unintentional Contrarian

The Great State of New Jersey
Joined October 2009
Hey, @YESNetwork , if you're going to offer me a Spanish language broadcast, at least make SOME effort to sync the audio
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Raking leaves is the closest suburbanites get to understanding Sisyphus
I knew my neighborhood had gone bougie when for Mischief Night the kids started using 2-ply
Thanks @dcone36 for mentioning @ToeingTheSlab on a broadcast. As a long ago teenage pitcher and current pitching nerd it feels like a podcast made with me specifically in mind. Matt Blake was great. @Yankees
I want to start a support group for people who wanted to throw something at their TV when Monty got pulled on 71 pitches after 6 innings plus a batter of 1-run ball. You with me @CC_Sabathia ? @R2C2 #Yankees
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I want to get back to this !
Nestor Cortes, Messing with Timing. [You can't hit if you're laughing 😏]
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By mistake showed up at 7 PM thinking I was late but pleasantly surprised I’m here early! Guess I’ll have another beer… who’s here tonight? #LGM
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Few things bring out the hack wannabe comedians like a golfer in an automobile accident #TigerWoodsCrash
So I just found out that a regular saucepan can be bigger than a saucier pan #Illuminati
Happy Birthday to Zlatan
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I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea
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Dave Hayward retweeted
It's ok. And it's going to be ok. This is temporary. Only Wu-Tang is Forever. #rza #WuTang
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2020 feels like it's lasting longer than Toyotathon
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Dave Hayward retweeted
I promise you one thing: WuTang Clan will strike again! #wutang
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Jackie Robinson would have been 100 years old today. Rest in peace, and thank you for all you did for the sport I love.
I've never been to the building, but despite being an ocean away, still getting chills listening to the supporters sing at Anfield #YNWA
. @JerseyDan18 So this isn't just me, right? It appears that women love hockey disproportionately to other sports.
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