I can field a slow roller from 3rd like Adrian Beltre. Reports of my love for ketchup have been greatly exaggerated. Formerly @EnterStandman

Joined September 2015
I’m just gonna leave this here without commentary.
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Praying for all the families affected by this tragic loss.
Love you Gavin. Please pray for him, his family and our community.
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This is the most likely answer no matter who you rooted for!
Who was the manager of your favorite baseball team when you were a child?🧐
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The problem with college baseball is college parents
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#LonestarSmokeout #KoeWetzel #CaseyDonahew #Christmas2025 Today R cashes in on his Christmas 🎄 present!!! Great food, warm beer, Daisy Dukes, and white boots!!!
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Great kid, and an absolute privilege to get to watch play!
Congratulations! 3A Diamond Pro Pitcher of the Week TxHighSchoolBaseball.com @diamondpropgp @TuckerLeCroy @kelbymendoza13 @BradenMacek
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My Solution to teach kids proper English and other ways to do proper things.
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Chris From The Good Side Of Decent retweeted
CATHY NEWMAN: You’re attacking gas fields in Qatar. They aren’t military targets. IRAN SPOX: We’re hitting US-linked assets. CATHY: No, you’re hitting a gas field in Qatar. IRAN SPOX: Don’t cut me. Who hit our gas fields first? We’re defending. CATHY: But a gas field isn’t military. IRAN SPOX: Then why was ours targeted?
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Chris From The Good Side Of Decent retweeted
Iran just unveiled their secret air defense: the Goat Launcher 9000! 😂
🤖 Made with AI
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Bro, she ran from the cops to make sure her customer’s hair didn’t fall out!!!!! I know she’s a cosmetologist and probably bat shit crazy, but I think she deserves a pass here?
May you always have a hair stylist this dedicated to you!! Police show up at a home with an arrest warrant. The woman they were there to arrest had a client in her house with bleach in tin foil. Watch as she tries to flee inside to get to her client so her hair “doesn’t fall out”! Is that really what she’s worried about, or does she just not want to get arrested? I’d be happy to have her as my stylist. 😆
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What they aren’t telling you is it was for NAZI children with autisms!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One of the many disgusting acts @TheAKGuy and @UnsubscribeCast have done recently. Can you believe him, the gang, or the community they built would stoop so low that they would donate 235k Dollars towards autism and special needs?! Terrible behavior! Can’t believe they are all smiling during the photo op!
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Chris From The Good Side Of Decent retweeted
The Iranian regime placed an American flag on the ground at a University, so students would walk on it to disrespect the country. However, all the students walked around it.
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Chris From The Good Side Of Decent retweeted
Mr President if you can hear me, the Dodgers are days away from getting a nuclear weapon.
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Now imagine this 100 times worse and for 50 years. That is what our country put an end to over the weekend. Do me one favor, ask yourself if these domestic murderers share your political ideology or mine?At least on this, get on board or fuck all the way off, Chief.
Just to keep track…we’ve had 2 mass shootings and now a mass stabbing since the United States and Israel struck Iran. We shouldn’t have to live like this.
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You know, our nation is built on compromise. I propose we open our borders completely to all Iranian immigrants reassembling the woman below? Deal?
Iranian American’s all across the country are hitting the Trump dance.. Liberals are FURIOUS.
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Chris From The Good Side Of Decent retweeted
Early reporting indicates the active shooter in the Austin attack is an Islamist born in Senegal. His specific affiliations remain unclear. If linked to a group the Islamic State may be a candidate. Senegal itself does not face significant terrorism or radicalization challenges, so if he is connected to a group, it likely developed here in the United States. He is reportedly a U.S. citizen. This remains preliminary information and subject to confirmation.
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Heros! Thank you to all those who put themselves in danger to help others.
Austin Police responded to the mass shooting in 57 seconds. This police department doesn’t get enough credit. The liberal district attorney‘s office has given this department a beating when it comes to seeking justice. Great work by APD.
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