
I can field a slow roller from 3rd like Adrian Beltre. Reports of my love for ketchup have been greatly exaggerated. Formerly @EnterStandman
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Today R cashes in on his Christmas 🎄 present!!! Great food, warm beer, Daisy Dukes, and white boots!!!
just gonna leave this one here, too. #DailyDoseOfT
Great kid, and an absolute privilege to get to watch play!
Congratulations!
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My Solution to teach kids proper English and other ways to do proper things.
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CATHY NEWMAN: You’re attacking gas fields in Qatar. They aren’t military targets.
IRAN SPOX: We’re hitting US-linked assets.
CATHY: No, you’re hitting a gas field in Qatar.
IRAN SPOX: Don’t cut me. Who hit our gas fields first? We’re defending.
CATHY: But a gas field isn’t military.
IRAN SPOX: Then why was ours targeted?
Afroman is a national treasure
Afroman vs Police: Shocking Lawsuit Explained by Top Attorney @Bederowlaw🚨 youtu.be/l2q5MuZcCUo?si=x6bz… via @YouTube
Chris From The Good Side Of Decent retweeted
Iran just unveiled their secret air defense: the Goat Launcher 9000! 😂
🤖 Made with AI
Bro, she ran from the cops to make sure her customer’s hair didn’t fall out!!!!! I know she’s a cosmetologist and probably bat shit crazy, but I think she deserves a pass here?
May you always have a hair stylist this dedicated to you!!
Police show up at a home with an arrest warrant. The woman they were there to arrest had a client in her house with bleach in tin foil. Watch as she tries to flee inside to get to her client so her hair “doesn’t fall out”! Is that really what she’s worried about, or does she just not want to get arrested? I’d be happy to have her as my stylist. 😆
What they aren’t telling you is it was for NAZI children with autisms!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One of the many disgusting acts @TheAKGuy and @UnsubscribeCast have done recently.
Can you believe him, the gang, or the community they built would stoop so low that they would donate 235k Dollars towards autism and special needs?! Terrible behavior! Can’t believe they are all smiling during the photo op!
Chris From The Good Side Of Decent retweeted
The Iranian regime placed an American flag on the ground at a University, so students would walk on it to disrespect the country.
However, all the students walked around it.
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Mr President if you can hear me, the Dodgers are days away from getting a nuclear weapon.
Now imagine this 100 times worse and for 50 years. That is what our country put an end to over the weekend. Do me one favor, ask yourself if these domestic murderers share your political ideology or mine?At least on this, get on board or fuck all the way off, Chief.
Chris From The Good Side Of Decent retweeted
Early reporting indicates the active shooter in the Austin attack is an Islamist born in Senegal. His specific affiliations remain unclear. If linked to a group the Islamic State may be a candidate. Senegal itself does not face significant terrorism or radicalization challenges, so if he is connected to a group, it likely developed here in the United States. He is reportedly a U.S. citizen. This remains preliminary information and subject to confirmation.
Heros! Thank you to all those who put themselves in danger to help others.

























