Me trying to hit on UofT baddies so their communist party parents pay me 100k for their daughters citizenship
Got a call from my ex in Toronto today to come help her because her basement was flooding.
This isnt what I meant by "give me a call next time it's wet down there"
Elder emos refusing to believe they're becoming boomers 6 years into "ironically" wearing a flat cap with a mustache
CBT Enjoyer retweeted
It's really impossible to exaggerate just how martially pathetic Muslims are. They've spent the last twenty years bragging that they're conquering the West with their wombs, as if getting subsidized by welfare and coddled by the most treacherous governing class in the history of the Western world made them all Saladin.
Then a few lads in Belfast throw some petrol bombs in their general direction and they start whimpering like little bitches.
Just an absolutely contemptible, effeminate culture of sadistic little bullies.
I felt like I was missing out on all the Twitter orgies until I saw who was having the Twitter orgies
How your dog looks at you when you ask it if you can throw away the scraps of the toy it got in 2019
>meets up with girl I met on x
>damn girl my fish head wife doesn't have cannons like that
>what?
>she didn't get it
It didn't go well.
All the red button pushers saw through this the second it was posted.
Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT
No matter what the rules of curling say, ill always let a woman touch the stones behind the hog line.
Its funny seeing the debate between the left and right about if the lock downs happened or not. For the right they did, because they all had jobs that got disrupted and children that were out of school. For the left they didn't because they were out protesting and doing drugs
I should have known she was a bad person when I found out she drank black coffee out of a seasoned mug.
I cant believe we got 6 people from GTA accused of arranging meetings with minors before we got GTA 6
6 people from GTA accused of arranging meetings with minors for sex services cp24.com/local/durham/2026/0…









