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Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
6 May 2014
I couldn't get it out fast enough!
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
17 Mar 2014
It's massive so it's all about where you hold it.
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
22 Jan 2013
I don't know how to make it big Peter
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
22 Jan 2013
You guys always go where I want to go
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
22 Jan 2013
Look for something big and I'll show you prices.
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
16 Nov 2012
What's going on with all these big things moving in and out?
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
23 Oct 2012
I'm getting a female ready
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
23 Oct 2012
There is no surprise big things in there, right?
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
15 Oct 2012
Oops I didn't see the slot and I missed the hole. Apparently there is another one below it...
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
12 Oct 2012
You can't come in the back door like that.
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
8 Oct 2012
Oooh! A white one and a black one!
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
5 Oct 2012
Just give it to me one more time...
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
28 Sep 2012
I can't pull my skirt down far enough.
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
28 Sep 2012
There's nothing like taking an old lady out for coffee and coming back with a wet crotch.
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
28 Sep 2012
I can't make this any bigger...
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
25 Sep 2012
that's a big one, boy.
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
25 Sep 2012
It's so big down there... massive equipment.
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
24 Sep 2012
Wow, that looks long!
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
24 Sep 2012
I'd appreciate a mouthful if you wouldn't mind, please.
Eng Mom
@EngMomQuotes
20 Sep 2012
What the heck is that? It looks big!
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