@Emzeeeeeee

R&D Nerd┃Video Editor┃Plasticine Face┃Bollard Lover

 Chipping Norton, England
Joined July 2008
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This is the kind of woman I'd like to be friends with!
Fesshole🧻
@fesshole27 Jul 2024
Surely I can't be the only woman who likes to pick up the mozzarella in the supermarket and give it a gentle squish because it feels just like a man's testicle.
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Feeling alright! 💪😊
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Great appointment 10/10
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I laid flowers on my Mum's grave today because, 'She'd kill me if I didn't'. She's still able to control me somewhat from beyond the grave - like umbilical whiplash. #MotheringSunday
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Rik being Rik. I love this. Always makes me laugh. #RikMayall
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HAPPY 95th BIRTHDAY DAME PATRICIA ROUTLEDGE 😂🥳
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The TV in my hotel room has audio description turned on and I've exhausted all options to turn it off. 😵 🔫
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Alright, crisis over. Figured it out.
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Thank you for going to all the effort! I feel very special x
Paul@ScouseMouse18024 Jan 2024
It's a special someone's birthday today. The strongest and most beautiful woman I've ever seen. A wonderful mum and the rock of our family. Happy Birthday @Emzeeeeeee! Love you x
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Last night I was able to combine two of my favourite things - a deep bath and pizza. What a life!
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I'm so excited, all of my six nipples are tingling! @ScouseMouse180 @Pwneral @ChuckMorrisSV
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On-board scarf working overtime today.
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Although, "Faster Harder Scooter" gets me over the finish line faster on the treadmill - Shouting it in bed apparently 'ruins the mood'. 🤷‍♀️
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What would your Gladiator name be? I'm torn between Heffalump or Camelgunt.. 🤔
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4 years ago we allowed our youngest creative freedom over a YouTube video. She did not disappoint! Full version here: youtu.be/_ebmqkeWmhE?si=GEAL…
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I could spread John Higgins on toast.. 🥵🥴 #Snooker
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That time my Voodoo Doll actually worked! youtu.be/I_6WCftKAfA?si=TOe1…
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Alan Bates - what a bloke! Fought for justice over 20 years and his interviews are just wonderful. People like him should be running this country.
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Sploshing = X-Rated version of 'Get Your Own Back'.
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What in the 1984 is this? 🧐
Rishi Sunak
@RishiSunak6 Jan 2024
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