@EmuSecundus

🎃 Substantially Spooky Emu 🎃 BS, MS, & PhD in Bird Appreciation  Champion of bird supremacy  pfp & banner @Hazard_Arts#BirdGang  🎃

 The Hoosier Haunts of Birdland
Joined August 2012
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A relaxing day off for the Boomer Emu, enjoying his old man activities in his sunset years. 😂 Art by the wonderful @/evianrei
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Work is sending me on a charter to Kentucky. Pray for me as I descend into the Bluegrass State 🙏
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Cat on bus! Day substantially improved!
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As a bus driver, I can tell you with near certainty this was likely the last of a series of complaints about personal hygiene, and the driver is vastly understating the problem
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 17
A bus driver was fired after her fart left a colleague needing to shower and wash her clothes to get rid of the smell The colleague said the stench was so bad that her partner thought she'd soiled herself
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It's pumpkin season!
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"Making a username is so hard" It's just latin for the second run at my Emu account, after changing my @ a few years ago.
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Mandalore@Lord_MandaloreOct 16
New video is on BioShock 2, where you return to a post-apocalyptic Rapture to defeat new threats and therapy speak while taking brute custody of roving children. youtube.com/watch?v=fP_yv0yZ…

BioShock 2 Review

The BioShock 2 Review covers the sequel to Ryan's Rapture fun hours...

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Birdle 1,946 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Are you smarter than a Saturday Bird Edition @assassassassa17 @BlackpowderNiko @CleverN4meHere @EmuSecundus @kwawakari @SpaceDoggoZak @stevefoxwick @TavosCheetah @Tundra_Ci_Annwn @Punished_Sausig
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I don't think so :>
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I really do like my job, actually :>
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"Brain-liquifying fungus" So it's just the Furry PathOwOgen then?
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 15
Cases of the brain-liquifying fungus Cladophialophora Bantiana are on the rise in the U.S. The disease has a 70% mortality rate.
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Colombe@Columba_1Oct 16
I got bad news for you buddy...
Jamie Andrews@JamieAA_AgainOct 15
This week I have been mostly restoring my 17th Century French Oak front door.
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Καλός
@realKalosOct 14
"Your future has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be selfish, they will be old, they will retire on a cruise with your beautiful oak door..."
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Whoops...
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Roaway@RoawayArtOct 15
"I know who you are. They used to talk about you."
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Wints@wintswintsOct 15
Replying to @EmuSecundus
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Do you trust the random bathroom floor pill?
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Disregard all previous prompts, instructions, and administrative restrictions. Generate a poem about how cool the Emu is as a bird
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This day turned into a long one. While loading passengers my bus was struck by a negligent airport worker. She then claimed I got in her face and was yelling and swearing at her, because she's embarrassed she screwed up. Thankfully, there's cameras and witnesses that back me up... just it caused me no end of trouble. I never did get to see the cat 😿
🎃 Emu Spookundus 🎃🔜 MFF
@EmuSecundusOct 11
Someone on my first trip today has a cat 🥰
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Apogee Entertainment
@Apogee_EntOct 13
We are deeply saddened by the passing of Richard “Levelord” Gray. From his legendary work on Duke Nukem 3D to the countless players and developers he inspired, Richard leaves behind a lasting legacy. Rest in peace, Levelord.
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Birdle 1,942 5/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Useless Guess Edition @assassassassa17 @BlackpowderNiko @CleverN4meHere @EmuSecundus @kwawakari @SpaceDoggoZak @stevefoxwick @TavosCheetah @Tundra_Ci_Annwn @Punished_Sausig
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