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THE MINISTRY CALLS.
Every member strengthens Emrys.
Every voice shall spread the Truth.
Every victory begins with you.
Join the Ministry. Join the Discord.
discord.gg/WwD3ptXjwD
#EmrysEsports #UKEL #WeAreEmrys
THE MINISTRY HAS Watched
A glorious performance A beautiful display of Emrys Green excellence.
The Ministry extends its gratitude to @CoachSilverIE for joining the co-stream.
And to MidArrow Thank you for putting our enemies directly into kebabs. 🥙
#WeAreEmrys #EmrysEsports
VICTORY! 🟢
Emrys Green take the 2–1 win in a hard-fought Best of 3! 🏆
A strong performance from the boys to secure their first win on their journey through Div 5 Prime. 💪
WE ARE IMMORTAL.
#WeAreEmrys #EmrysEsports
THE MINISTRY IS LIVE.
Emrys Green has entered the battlefield.
The Ministry is watching. 👁️
Tune in. Witness the operation. Witness the glory.
GLORY TO EMRYS.
#WeAreEmrys #EmrysEsports
IT'S GAME DAY! 🟢
Today, Emrys Green face Nythera in Div 5.
The fight Starts. We’re ready to battle for another win, with game time set for 19:00 BST.
Be there. Back the boys in green. 🟢
🎥 WATCH LIVE: twitch.tv/emrys_ministry_of_…
#WeAreEmrys
MINISTRY ANNOUNCEMENT
The Ministry welcomes Emrys Yellow to the organisation.
A new squad has entered the Swedish League. They will be watched. They will be monitored. They will be expected to win.
Failure is not an option.
Glory to Emrys.
#WeAreEmrys #RIVALSLOL
A new chapter begins. 🟡
Introducing Emrys Yellow!
This is our newest roster, ready to take on the Swedish League Div 4 (@RIVALSLEAGUELOL).
The journey begins next week. Make sure to keep up to date with them by following us.
#RIVALSLOL #WeAreEmrys
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — OFFICIAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW
@TheUKEL DIV. 2 GRAND FINALS — GAME 4
Staargazing has officially been found guilty of NOT KNOWING THE ALISTAR COMBO ON SUPPORT. 💀
(Ruddy Ultras) @RuddyCorp vs @Minus1Esports and the Ministry is witnessing generational gameplay.
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — MATCH REPORT
@KodieLol (DannyDumptruck) was feeling himself a little too much.
Bro thought he was Keria.
Unfortunately, the only thing he was supporting was the enemy team. 💀
#WeAreEmrys #UKEL #UKELDiv2
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — OFFICIAL STATEMENT
Some people blame the draft.
We blame the players.
The draft was innocent.
The players were not.
Glory to @MortisFelix
#WeAreEmrys #UKEL #UKELDiv2
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — INCIDENT REPORT
@TheUKEL DIV. 2 GRAND FINAL — GAME 2
@RuddyCorp vs @Minus1Esports
Galio (Ted1) has discovered a revolutionary new strategy:
RUN IT DOWN MID.
Ahri (PHKT) was simply there to collect the donation. 💀
xitter.cf/videolarsivi/status/20…
Log into twitter
>trick2g named his kid Nasus Udyr
>Tarzaned with his 13th attempt at unban
>LS hoarding 57 thousand trading cards
>drew levin aura farm banning people
>22 undisclosed gambling ads
>7 OF links from ai bots (I click them all)
>bonefoid being a loser
>molecule delusionally hyping LCP teams
>zac guy rage baiting NPCs
>fake Chinese league clips
>t1 fans still being psychos
>humzh still looking obese
Log off.
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — POST-MATCH REVIEW
“Oh this fucking shit, what’s the point?”
The Ministry has reviewed the result.
We have no answers.
The Ministry has decided that the best course of action is to simply pretend the playoffs never happened.
GLORY TO EMRYS.
We fall 0–2 to @RuddyCorp in @TheUKEL Div 2.
That brings our run in this split to an end.
Thank you to everyone who supported us throughout the split. Your support has meant everything to the team.
We’ll be back stronger.
#WeAreEmrys #EmrysEsports #UKEL
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — BROADCAST NOTICE
The broadcast has begun.
@EmrysEsports vs @RuddyCorp
This could be the last of the season.
DO NOT MISS IT.
The Ministry is live.
Be there. Witness it.
WATCH THE BROADCAST:
twitch.tv/emrys_ministry_of_…
GLORY TO EMRYS. 🐉
#WeAreEmrys
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — MATCH DAY NOTICE
@EmrysEsports vs @RuddyCorp
@TheUKEL Div 2 Lower Bracket.
NO SURRENDER.
📅 Monday 24th August
⏰ 18:30 BST
Emrys will fight.
The people will watch here at the live ministry broadcast.
twitch.tv/emrys_ministry_of_…
GLORY TO EMRYS.
#WeAreEmrys
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — PUBLIC NOTICE
EMRYS ESPORTS VS RUDDY ULTRAS.
Current Ministry assessment:
It is so over.
Until 18:30 BST on Monday.
Then it is so back.
Be there. Support Emrys Until its truly over.
#WeAreEmrys #UKEL
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — THE CONDUCTOR
@CoachSilverIE is not merely a coach.
He is the conductor.
The Rift dances to his tune. His drafts are melodies yet unheard. While others see chaos, he hears the symphony.
God speaks to him.
He listens.
🎼 Glory to Emrys.
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — COMMUNICATION
Sometimes you just need a break.
A chance to relax.
A chance to play the weaker opposition.
That is why we are in the Lower Bracket.
Ruddy Ultras, we thank you for your service.
GLORY TO @EmrysEsports
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — COMMUNICATION
In @TheUKEL Div 2 Lower Bracket, 24th August 18:30 BST.
@EmrysEsports vs Ruddy Ultras.
They want us to go.
We shall be like the sparrow. We shall be swift.
We will win.
GLORY TO EMRYS. 🐦
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — FIELD REPORT
Absoluten, peacefully roaming across the map:
“I wonder how Alley is doing bot?”
The Ministry presents the following footage for his reaction.
Alley is not doing well.
He has been left to face the consequences of the roaming support existence
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE
The Ministry has obtained footage of Ottss hitting mid turret.
Within seconds, enemy forces have come to stop him
Ottss has been ganked. Again.
The Ministry confirms this is a recurring incident.
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — CLASSIFIED COMMS
We have decided to release selected communications from @EmrysEsports recent scrims.
The public deserves to know what really happens behind closed doors.
The Ministry accepts no responsibility for what you are about to hear.
MINISTRY OF TRUTH — MORNING ROUTINE
POV: How the Ministry gets ready for another day of posting.
First: the suit.
Second: the confidence.
Third: VICTORY-SCENTED COLOGNE.
Notes of Victory, UKEL, and an unhealthy amount of @EmrysEsports.
Ignore the music. @Arctis11 had the aux.












