Emperor Palpatine

I put a dead Tusken under Lord Vaders bed last night. Who said there is no such thing as monsters, I mean animals under your bed?

You shouldn't live in a glass Rebel Base when I'm throwing the Emperor's Fist, Rebellion. #Tsk

What's Eating Gilbert Grape In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

They say to never piss upwind. You should probably be more concerned about flying against a Death Star. #JustSayin

"I can feel your duck. It gives you focus, makes you stonger." #ReplaceAWordInAFamousQuoteWithDuck

Now you will pay the price for your lack of vision. #ThingsNotToSayToBlindPeople

I've always enjoyed my roasted Ewok with a #liltwist of granulated padawan braid.

Shot in the arm, and it's too late. You give opening base doors, a bad name. #StupidPrincess

#1ThingICantStand without. My cane. #StarWars

"We are intimidating so you don't have to be. Death Star, Space." #HometownSlogans

Alderaan is nice this time of year. That will go on my #vacationwishlist -- wait. I blew that one up. #FML

The nunaball team are having a #Canucksriot after their loss. I can feel your anger. It gives you foucus, makes you belligerent. #StarWars

He can kill two wookiees with one stormtrooper. #TheMostSitherestingManInTheWorld #StarWars

Hell hath no fury like a love soaked fool scorched. #StarWars #TrueStory

#ThingsFatHoesSay "Bring me Solo and the wookiee." #StarWars

A lot of people ask me how they can replace Vader at my side. Betray your love, kill her, get burned, lose some limbs, then we'll talk.

Those ridden with insanity are always quite happier than those drowning in happiness.

#WWPD? I would suggest taking your case of the mondays and using it to inflict harm upon your co-workers. #DoWhatMustBeDone #StarWars

Today is #NationalRunningDay. Naboo has a ... running start... from the 501st legion. #StarWars

Touche, @_Admiral_Ackbar , touche. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll78uzjvba1qzwtdlo1_r1_500.jpg