@EmperorSean

Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, as recognized by at least 3 federal and state agencies.

 Durham NC
Joined March 2014
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I am not at war.
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Tulsa Football
@TulsaFootball22m
JIMMY! WHAT A CATCH! #ReignCane x @Jimmycalloway1
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Keep ACC Friday After Dark out of the reach of children. Do not use ACC Friday After Dark if you’re pregnant or thinking about becoming pregnant. Do not use ACC Friday After Dark without alcohol. Side effects of ACC Friday After Dark include confusion, headaches and sudden belief in Davis Warren. Do not operate heavy machinery while on ACC Friday After Dark.
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Myia
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Due to the economy you can no longer have adhd, plans start at Ad480p
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Chris Cooper@chriscooperwcu2h
Starting to look like Fall.
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@ThomasWrrldOct 22
😭😭😭 W admin
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Walt Ruff
@WaltRuffOct 23
That's a baaaad, baaaad man, that Sebastian Aho! 🐟
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Republicans these days stand for only the worst imaginable moral depravities. Anyone who supports any Republican candidate in 2026 is a moral puke who really needs to stop voting.
CJ Warnke@cjwarnkeOct 21
#TX23 GOP candidate Brandon Herrera said that unadopted kittens should be sent to Chinese restaurants. β€œI hate to see animals put down for no reason. At the bare minimum, they could at least collaborate with the local Chinese restaurant. Don’t let it go to waste, you know?”
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Dinner tonight. Turned out quite well if I do say so myself. seriouseats.com/chinese-amer…

Chinese-American Beef and Broccoli With Oyster Sauce Recipe

Our favorite take on a Chinese-American classic combines seared marinated beef with tender-crunchy broccoli coated in a sweet oyster sauce flavored with garlic, ginger, and scallions.

seriouseats.com
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My admiration for Angel Reese's game is overcoming my hatred for all things Atlanta.
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Will Lee really needed to buy Dallas Goedert dinner first or something. #KeepPounding
πͺ𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐑𝐞𝐫🐾
@qanthersOct 18
Will Lee really had Dallas Goedert show full moon and they called it a dpi I canβ€˜t do this anymore
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Ray Walden
@BoldGold94Oct 16
Everyone point and laugh
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I really don't get why any team would defer in overtime after seeing what Baltimore did last week. Take the ball and take 8 or 9 minutes to score a field goal or something.
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🍁 "Looking like we're poking at peak on the Linn Cove Viaduct." Blue Ridge Parkway at Grandfather Mountain, Tuesday. πŸ“· Joe Dombrosky
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Marysia@marysia_ccOct 14
The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa by Bernini - detail between 1645 and 1652 Basilica of Santa Maria della Vittoria, Rome
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I stopped at the Beaver Cult on the way home just to see what it was about. Yes, the bathrooms are very nice, but you have to walk a half mile to get to them. Otherwise would not recommend, unless you enjoy screaming unsupervised children bouncing off of you.
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Bigger than hockey πŸ’œ Hodgkin lymphoma survivor Mira Hallman Poran sounded tonight's siren in honor of Hockey Fights Cancer.
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Best sight on the entire trip.
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While driving through Louisiana sports talk was relentlessly dragging the Saints like an ex who cheated on him or something. As a Panthers homer, this was sweet sweet music. Just inject this straight into my veins.
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Driving through Texas listening to sports radio. The hilarious thing about Longhorns fans is every time we beat them they still whine about how they are the better team. Every single time. Hahaha no. You lost. Suck it up. #HornsDown #BoomerSooner
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