Comedian & mammal Looming gigs: Detroit, Nov 4; Cleveland, Nov 5; Youngstown Nov 6, 7 2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: https://xitter.cf/t.co/JqfdtOKCeK
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Emo Philips retweeted
the vampire bat has a scary name but does much good, eating up to twice its weight in vampires every year
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The great @EmoPhilips is at Acme this Wednesday through Saturday 🔥
Take your chance to see this comedy legend live in Minneapolis!
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Looking for something fun to do this weekend In the Twin Cities? Well, I am opening for @EmoPhilips tonight, tomorrow night, and Saturday night at Acme Comedy Club. Emo is only the greatest, so stop by if you’re in town! tinyurl.com/4tsraxdf
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The Great @EmoPhilips takes the Acme stage this week 🚨
Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
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Great show tonight Emo! It was worth the three hour drive! Thanks mostly for your speaking with my daughter. That meant the world to her.
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Am I about to plan a trip to Peoria?
If you live in Bozeman, Osage Beach, St Louis, Peoria, Champaign, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, Eau Claire, Detroit, Cleveland, Youngstown, Massillon, Providence, Portsmouth, Boston, Uncasville, Baker City, Boise, Savannah, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Toccoa, Chattanooga, Memphis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Rapid City, San Jose, Naples, Winter Haven, Tampa, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Cedar Rapids, Rochester, Toronto, Oshawa, London (the one in Ontario), Niagara Falls (the one in Ontario), Burlington (the one in Ontario), Houston, San Antonio, Fort Worth, Dallas, Albuquerque, Jaffrey, Baltimore, Arlington, and/or Philadelphia, I beseech you to please kindly gently click emophilips.com/events
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My man @EmoPhilips is coming to Toronto (and other fine cities!). He'll be here on Wednesday, March 31, 2027, at Yuk Yuk'!
If you live in Bozeman, Osage Beach, St Louis, Peoria, Champaign, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, Eau Claire, Detroit, Cleveland, Youngstown, Massillon, Providence, Portsmouth, Boston, Uncasville, Baker City, Boise, Savannah, Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Toccoa, Chattanooga, Memphis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Rapid City, San Jose, Naples, Winter Haven, Tampa, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Cedar Rapids, Rochester, Toronto, Oshawa, London (the one in Ontario), Niagara Falls (the one in Ontario), Burlington (the one in Ontario), Houston, San Antonio, Fort Worth, Dallas, Albuquerque, Jaffrey, Baltimore, Arlington, and/or Philadelphia, I beseech you to please kindly gently click emophilips.com/events
Emo Philips retweeted
While I am, of course, rooting for them, we should definitely double check their results
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by doing what
A 10-foot python sitting on a shelf surprised a shopper at an Australia supermarket.
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Just got tickets to see @EmoPhilips in Indy in October. This'll be my fourth time seeing him, so I think this unlocks the Best Friends level.
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what if that was some kid’s wish
The former CEO of Make-A-Wish Iowa has been arrested on felony charges alleging she embezzled tens of thousands of dollars from the charity that supports sick children, the group confirmed Friday ktla.com/news/nationworld/fo…
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My level of Emophilia: I’ve seen Emo 20 times spanning 40 years, originally at the Guthrie. I have Emo vinyl!
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no one can survive a department store on top of them
Hundreds of skeletons found beneath former department store in Pembrokeshire theguardian.com/science/2022…
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Always @EmoPhilips
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great, now they’ll say THAT’S bad for you
Man accused of killing and cooking wife dies of cancer before trial lat.ms/18YW4o4
