Senior PHP engineer, former cybersecurity. Created Laravel-based static site generator @HydeFramework & speak at conferences. Occasionally funny.

Sweden
Joined March 2021
I maintain HydePHP (250k+ downloads), contributed the Number class to Laravel core, and came into all this from corporate security. I have capacity for new work: senior Laravel/PHP engineering, or fractional CTO if you want someone raising the bar across the team. DMs open.
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I have watched so much ducktales with david tennant I now think in scottish
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Crap code always existed. We just went from having a bunch of spagetti in the backend to purple gradients on the frontend. Guess which one I prefer? #keto
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Question is, did I forget I asked for it, or did the agent predict me wanting it?
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Going to be interesting seeing if we will get Laravel in more languages now
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You don't realize how slow wordpress is until you compare it to the Laravel redesign 😏
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Like locali(z/s)ation has always been in the back of my mind in Laravel apps, but usually it's landed on someone elses desk. First time properly building a Laravel app in another language and it's so not a problem at all? Props to Filament as well for making it easy! (+AI ofc)
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I have no idea why I turned 80% valley girl there, sorry!
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Didnt wanna deal with a db manager, just wanted to get a quick overview of the database design, so had AI make a quick #Laravel Artisan command called db:html that generates a static html page with the database. Super fast and snappy and really pleasant to use!
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I'm a big fan of having something that just gets the job done. AI has really lowered the friction for that
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Builds in an unnoticeable fraction of a second. I truncate to max 25 rows as for this I just want to know the db structure of the AI made migrations. So for example, noticed this totally overengineered navigations table right away
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Feels like I am getting way more usage on the latest opus compared to codex. And codex is being sooo lazy too
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Honestly love working on fixed price freelance contracts 🔥
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Been working a bit on directing and producing a course over the past month. Finally wrapped filming, has been really fun, but way heavier work than I expected. Now heading into post!
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🤖 Made with AI
ChatGPT can’t decide if I’m Bavarian or if I’m a cowgirl 💀
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Doing a film shoot with external talent today for the first time, going to be fun!
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Are you a #HydePHP and/or #LEGO fan? Got some incredible top hat logos with genuine Lego parts, and apparently the hat also fits perfectly on the Lego ElePHPant model! They're available while stocks last at €40/$45 + at cost worldwide shipping, and each sale supports HydePHP 🎩
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ChatGPT speech to text went from world class to barley usable. Also yes I know cows don’t wear leather but I’ve been going at this for so long ☠️
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Domains on Strato are cheap dollar-wise, but you pay for it with your sanity. Send help! (Actually please don't, but lmk if I'm not alone in this?)
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