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Emily M

@Emilybomb

Whimsy witch, Bun to the Bun, mother of outrageously adorable twins, constant pusher of limits, rarely uses the Twitter. She/her

Joined May 2009
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This afternoon at the grocery store when the cashier asked for my license (wine), I gave it to her, and she laughed, and when I asked her why, and she said it was because her grandmother was also born in the 1970s.
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No one: Me: 2022 Oscar Outfits as Public Health Graphs
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This is accurate.
Abigail Gray Swartz (@GrayDayStudio) profile pictureAbigail Gray Swartz@GrayDayStudio22 Jan 2022
Me to my husband: when should we send the kids back to school? This isn’t sustainable Him: we’ll have to see how the numbers were this week Email from superintendent:
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This is pretty straightforward stuff, yeah.
Breakfast Television (@breakfasttv) profile pictureBreakfast Television
@breakfasttv18 Jan 2022
Premier Doug Ford is receiving applause - and facing backlash - after publicizing the fact that he helped people during yesterday's storm. @sid_seixeiro and @dinapugliese share their thoughts.
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Happy anniversary to my favourite phone conversation with @RobertsonDerek ever.
Ivor Tossell (@ivortossell) profile pictureIvor Tossell@ivortossell9 Dec 2021
In hindsight, this amazing headline never got the credit it deserved
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In hindsight, this amazing headline never got the credit it deserved
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Image from Standplaats Krakow (@Standplaats_KRK)
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When someone shows you who they are, then shows you again, then shows you AGAIN, then will not stop showing you because their name is Margaret Atwood and they are never wrong and therefore will never apologize, believe them lol
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its funny how we keep trying to fix fat people instead of fixing literally everything else.
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My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”
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This morning I gave the children an empty cracker box to turn into a space ship and made myself a half soy half coffee drink and read Grub Street Diets in the bath on my daughter's iPad and it was EVERYTHING. (Thank you @adamriggio for the wrangling)
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This one was my favorite. She is correct about biscuits (and sweets) grubstreet.com/2021/05/bim-a…
Bim Adewunmi’s Grub Street Diet

Bim Adewunmi’s Grub Street Diet

“I don’t know how I used to commute and go places and then sometimes go out after work!”

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I hate when people overhype things on on twitter so I will just state calmly that this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life
L.A. Public Library (@LAPublicLibrary) profile pictureL.A. Public Library@LAPublicLibrary20 May 2021
Don't mess with The Linda Lindas. Watch the full concert: lapl.me/YQ2UH9o
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Another story about a shitty chef being a literal abuser and liar and another round of not a single famous chef speaking out about it lol that shot should tell you everything you want to know about this industry
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Woweeewowowow.
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A 13-year old girl died in a 2-bedroom apartment of essential workers who feared she'd be sent to a hospital far from them because the city's ONLY hospital was full. I don't know whether I'm more angry or sad. We shouldn't have lost Emily Victoria Vegas theglobeandmail.com/canada/a…
Emily Victoria Viegas, 13, is one of the youngest people in Canada to die from COVID-19

Emily Victoria Viegas, 13, is one of the youngest people in Canada to die from COVID-19

Brampton, Ont., girl who died on April 22 part of a growing trend of younger victims in the pandemic’s third wave

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Police officers are not an oppressed group. No one “hates” the police because of undue prejudice. It’s because they engage in state-sanctioned violence against all of the groups Tyler Perry said we shouldn’t hate! #Oscars
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“Grace does her own shucking.”
FR★N (@fransexuality) profile pictureFR★N@fransexuality20 Apr 2021
happy taurus season here is Grace Jones’ dressing room rider to give u strength & abundance
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Replying to @pattonoswalt
Anyone, regardless of their gender, attempting to check a child's genitalia, should be forcibly stopped. Kids, if any adult tries to look at your genitals, you kick them in the face, and you continue to kick them in the face, every single time they try. Kick. Face. Every. Time.
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