Emily Schrock

🎶Cuz I just ate, Way too much, Imma need like two Tums in my cup, Wanna throw up, Wanna lay down, Mmm, that's how I feel right now🎶 #Lizzo #RemakeASong #IAteTooMuchForDinner

"This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else." "I don't want to be in the pageant." Any #wednesdayaddams quote will work. #HappyHalloween

🎵 God made five foot two, blue eyes, in some sweatpants Loves pizza rolls and and is binging Netflix 🎵 #RemakeASong

Damnit The Rookie! Quit keeping Bradford and Chen apart. This better culminate into an epic relationship.

Nugs just hit different when they're shaped like dinosaurs. 🦖🦕

People say I need more pep. I am the definition of PEP!! Permanently Exhausted Pigeon

Oof, if looks could kill 👀

Am I the only weirdo who chews my ice cream?

So. Got a new job... Sort of. I changed departments, so now I'm doing interactions instead of shows. I've started working with a dolphin named Maddie!

Here's how tired I am. My mom made me laugh so hard I cried, and then I straight up started balling because I miss her. I think it's time for bed...

The Bob's Burgers Movie. 👍🏻

GAAAAAHHHHHHH STRANGER THINGS!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME?!?!?!! #IHateCliffHangers

Just know, I see you. Still.

Why yes, I am eating Chocolatey Chip Teddy Grahams for dinner at 9:15pm. What's your point?

It's nice to be able to have days with more positives than negatives.

I made brownies because my uterus told me to.

So. I have a work desk! I need your ideas of what to put in my drawers and on my desk. Pens, pencils, pictures, etc. Thoughts?

Had a damn good day today. Doing more sea lion training sessions, started some bird training sessions, announced all three dolphin shows. I am LOVING this job.

Some days, you just need a double quarter pounder and fries. #FatAss

Humans. Jesus fuck.