Emily Goldwyn

Thanks so much @IKEAUSA for charging me a product i never received and not refunding me after my many attempts to reach you #ripoff #imdone

Chris Harrison’s whole life is just saying “take a moment say your goodbyes”

I love u!!

@Yassir_Lester that's really stressing me out

There aren't enough photos of people in rain room lacma on Instagram

husband? i can barely get dressed in the morning.

I like people who like me. Give me one compliment and you're in my will.

I adore jiffpom so much but to conduct an interview with a dog is insane

I refuse to let new friends come to my apartment. My bookshelf does not reflect a woman who is of sound mind.

I once had a boyfriend who wore bell bottoms and stilettos.

My phone screen saver is a photo of me losing my kindergarten triathlon. It reminds me to have compassion when I oft confront failure.

I looked at a buzzfeed article about "signs of intelligence." I didn't have any on the list. I'm completely re evalutating my self worth.

I've missed my fwy exit 3 times cause I'm so lost in Coldplay's "clocks"

I have done so many embarrassing things

There's nothing worse than walking towards someone from a distance

At color me mine the child next to me is painting an icecream shaped piggy bank. Her mom is painting a mug that reads "it's going to be ok"