Farewell, to me ❤️ After nearly six incredible years on the couch at Outnumbered, I'm joining the table at @TheFive next week. Thank you for the laughter, the insight, the unforgettable moments and for making the couch a better place every day.

10 LIVE BIRDS… DOWN HIS PANTS. highlights a bizarre bird-smuggling bust involving a man traveling from Cuba with 10 live birds hidden in his clothing, before Dana Perino asks the obvious question: “Why can’t they just fly here?”

A VICTIM SHOULD NEVER NEED THE RIGHT VILLAIN TO GET COMPASSION. blasts what she describes as selective outrage over crime victims, arguing compassion should not depend on whether the attacker fits a preferred political narrative.

“WE REALLY DON’T NEED… DEFENDING FROM A COMEDIAN MAKING A JOKE.” pushes back on the outrage over Shane Gillis’ SNL monologue, arguing the focus should be on real threats to women instead.

“THE QUESTIONS WE HAVE NOW ARE THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.” breaks down the legal standard behind the federal search of Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home and explains why judicial approval of the warrant matters.

“HE IS WHAT IS SHAPING THE ALGORITHM.” warns about Hasan Piker’s influence online, arguing young viewers can begin to see extreme rhetoric as mainstream when it dominates their social feeds.

SHE’S USING HER POWER NOT FOR GOOD.” i weighs in on Kelly Clarkson’s dispute with a Brooklyn toy store, arguing celebrities have a responsibility to show restraint before using their platform to publicly call out a business.

GEN Z, YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO! 💀📱 We put i and PlanetTyrus ’s Gen Z slang knowledge to the test! 😂 From MOG to AURA, can they figure out what the kids are saying these days? See you at FIVE! 👀

A BLISTERING ONE-TWO PUNCH”… OF WHAT? 👀 calls out the media hype around Robert De Niro and Mark Ruffalo’s anti-Trump event, arguing the celebrity attacks are heavy on insults and light on substance.

“IT DOESN’T FIT THE NARRATIVE.” reacts to the uproar over an ICE shooting involving a man authorities say had gang ties and a criminal record, arguing the response would look very different if ICE were not involved.

THERE IS A GLEE” AROUND OCTOBER 7. compares celebrating the attacks to wearing a T-shirt with a mushroom cloud commemorating the people killed in Japan.

✈️ Work meeting at 30,000 feet? The Five reacts to passengers taking Zoom calls on planes and Dana has one message: “DO NOT DO THIS.” Tune in to ‘The Five’ weekdays at 5 p.m. ET on Fox News.

🗣️ “IT’S NOT A CELEBRATION. IT’S A CONTROL.” reacts to calls for Kamala Harris to run again in 2028, arguing that some of the support being framed around representation is ultimately tied to party loyalty.

FALL IS IN THE AIR 🍂🎃 quizzes DanaPerino on Halloween costumes and football… with a little help from greggutfeld 😂 See you at 5! 👋

GREG’S BACK! 🌎✈️ What did he MISS… and more importantly, what did he LEARN? 😂 See you at 5!

🍷 “WE STILL PAID A TAX FOR LETTING IT GO FALLOW.” gets personal about her family’s winery and the costs small businesses can face even when they choose not to harvest a crop.

GREG’S BACK! 🌎✈️ What did he MISS… and more importantly, what did he LEARN? 😂 See you at 5!

🌴 “EVENTUALLY HE HAS TO RUN ON CALIFORNIA. argues Gavin Newsom’s national ambitions will eventually force him to answer for his record as California governor, adding that “your hair and smile are not going to cut it.”

❄️ “EXPECTING PROFESSIONALISM IS NOT FRAGILITY.” says there’s a difference between having thick skin and giving someone a free pass, warning that “snowflake culture” can follow people into the workplace.

🎙️ “AN AUDIENCE IS NOT AN ELECTORATE.”pushes back on Hasan Piker’s influence over Democratic candidates and says James Talarico should answer to Texas voters, not podcasters.

ENERGY IS ON 🔥🎬 is walking onto The Five set and straight into the weekend- see you at 5!