Freelance Tech, Travel, and Alcohol Journalist. Power Napper. Find me @FastCompany @FoodAndWine @PCMag and @CNTraveler. 🦄💻🍸

San Francisco
Joined February 2007
Hi! This is your monthly reminder to clean your damn draught lines. Every two weeks. You will finish the year having made more money than the cost of the cleaning, I promise. Every bar. Every beer line. Every two weeks. Love, Every single person who drinks at your bar.
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and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… 😂
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I need you to know that someone named Linda Skeens swept almost every category at the Virginia Kentucky District Fair and people on Facebook are losing it
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MADNESS
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PSST. Hey. We're giving away $10,000 during the halftime show. 8:15pm ET, '90s Rock. Don't you dare miss it. Download for iOS: appstore.playbigbrain.com Download for Android: playbigbrain.com/android
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DID YOU KNOW?: McDonald's once tested bubblegum-flavored broccoli in an attempt to make kid's meals more healthy -- unsurprisingly, the young testers found the taste "confusing." #funfact #trivia
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Which of these Francis Ford Coppola films doesn't feature his nephew Nicolas Cage?
25%The Cotton Club
41%The Outsiders
16%Peggy Sue Got Married
18%Rumble Fish
56 votes • Final results
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What is this slander???
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Acquaintance in an email: "Amy! Kristen! I like you both, I think you'd like each other & you work in similar fields, so I thought I'd introduce you!" Me: "Hi Amy! Always nice to meet new friends!" Amy: "Hi Kristen, I'd like to pick your brain & be on your show." DON'T DO THIS.
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So this happened last night. Wind blew it off a lamp post in the back yard. Dog got curious and then got it stuck on her head. I spotted her out my window and couldn’t believe my eyes at first. She was perfectly still. Just waiting for take off. #spacedog #dogstronaut
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A white man shooting a bunch of non-white women because he gets too turned on and blames the women is like if you needed to compress America into pill form
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The folks calling the #OprahMeghanHarry interview the worst thing to happen to The Queen are clearly forgetting about the time when tape was leaked of Charles saying he wanted to be reincarnated as a tampon, so he could live inside his then-mistress Camilla.
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“hot girl summer” is canceled, get ready for “old lady spring”: we’re staying indoors watching Bake-Off, wearing increasingly colorful cardigans, and solving the occasional crime in our retirement village
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Replying to @JuddLegum
Nurse, while she stands there being "honored":
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Just a thought but maybe holding an event with 20,000 people in attendance is not the best way to honor the Tampa Bay ICU nurse
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Instead of blindly shouting “Open the Schools”, maybe we should try saying “Vaccinate the Teachers” instead. Just sayin.
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Still looking for sources for this...It's always better to have names, but you and/or your loved one CAN be anonymous. #CDCR #prisonreform
Opening my Twitter back up because I am working on a huge investigative story about the California prison system. If you have a loved one who has COVID or died from COVID in a CDCR facility, please be in touch. Note: I am the storyteller, not the story. No press requests, please
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