New account cause Twitter stole my old one ✌

United Kingdom
Joined April 2020
It’s hard to imagine killing two birds with one stone is more efficient than my method (leaving all the birds and rocks alone).
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I am security cheese
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Happy first G-A-Y Lara ❤️@msg_jacob
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We'd love to give one lucky member one less bill this month 🤑 RT this tweet and give us a follow for a chance to win £40 Airtime 💰 Ends 23:59 23/09/2022 T&Cs: airtimerewards.link/socialte…
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Lol thanks @McDonalds for serving me chicken in a veggie box
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Having to chase stranger things with queer eye to calm down, thought I was ready...I was not #StrangerThings4
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Started crying at queer eye, I should just go to bed
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I've officially resigned AHHHH
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Definitely worth coming home for Christmas, every time I go up to bed a heated blanket is already on my bed...I'm assuming it's elves!
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BREAKING: Chris Pratt to narrate our every waking moment.
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Free coffee just for being nice, yes please 🤩
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