meow

I would just appreciate it if everyone was my friend but everyone left me alone thanks

Crazy how Taylor Swift saw this tweet and then made a whole song about it

Boogers are a renewable resource

Am I in labor or am I a muppet

Hit me you can’t hurt me

Responding to all tweets with “if you say so!”

The minute it gets above 65 and the sun comes out it’s Haim season

garth

ok serious question: what are we supposed to do with all our mediocre paint 'n sip paintings?

I miss nyc 😩

Decided when I woke up to swap out my job title in my bio with something that really matters: the Taylor swift shows I’ve been to

It’s cool when people put clothes on as an art form when I put them on to cover my body parts

Using Facebook marketplace is constantly determining what is a scam and who just doesn’t know how to use social media

First thing I did this morning was tell Elly it’s Jay Z’s birthday

I fucking love Taylor swift

i catcalled a dog today

i will never understand penalties in sports

So annoying how annoying people are