@EmerySSB

Smash Ultimate | DK | Salem

Joined August 2018
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Sorry babe, the Donkey Kong tie stays on during sex.
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Metroidvania fans going back to their ex-wife’s house after the divorce to collect their things (they’re backtracking):
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Sometimes a DK clip ain’t even a clip, it’s just stomp slop.
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Steve mains after the 4th uptilt shield pokes
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I totally approve of this. I’ll never forget the time I saw Taiden hit David with the kindness clip by going in for the hug + dap up combo.
michael b. suckin'@donkeykongoooOct 1
First ever Oregon SSBU kindness PR (unordered) Thank you to all these fine folks for making Oregon a better place to play
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Giving into the trend…
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Shulk mains at the local
Dr. Bооb@freezingfleshSep 23
that smell isn’t me. I still got 15 minutes left of my 96 hour deodorant
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He’s just standing there… menacingly 🥲
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Thanks to everyone who made it out to this month's Salem SHOWDOWN! #SSBU 🥇@EmerySSB 🥈Mikito 🥉@greenfruitthing 4) @CR0WNED___ 5) Pockets & Laz 7) N1sVoid & @whotookpussmag 🎥youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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Thanks to everyone who made it out to this week's SSF! #SSBU 🥇@EmerySSB 🥈Mikito 🥉@CR0WNED___ #MarvelTOKON 🥇@SSF_Jaxas 🥈ReverendBaka 🥉@sSandyEggo R) Crocoswine Mystery 🥇@SSF_Jaxas 🥈Pockets 🥉@CR0WNED___ 🎥youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… See you next time!

August 22nd, 2026 | SSF Saturday!

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Thanks to everyone who made it out to this week's SSF! #SSBU 🥇 @TriBailey 🥈Decibell 🥉@DomniqueMW 4) Bolbi 5) @greenfruitthing & ATLASGETMONEY 7) @xeyanoro & @EmerySSB ASB) Mikito #P4AU 🥇M10 🥈@SSF_Jaxas 🥉@TarrakHawes 🎥youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
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congrats to @greenfruitthing for winning the first SHORT TERM EMERY, an impromptu salem invite only house tournament that will happen again soon… he has been gifted a home grown gourd for his victory
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Lil bro got hit with the cargo-sticky walk slop 🫣
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Thanks to everyone who made it out to this month's Salem SHOWDOWN! #SSBU 🥇 @EmerySSB 🥈 @greenfruitthing 🥉Alexander LM 4) Arti 5) Laz & Woke 7) @CravetheShaveMK 🎥youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… See you next time!
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What competing in Smash in your mid 30’s feels like.
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To all the parents who brought us up in Christian spaces… Y’all taught us this.
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Damn, how did I drop 21 spots after getting wins on Guanabana and Combover this season. 🥲
Schu
@SchuStats14 Oct 2025
Replying to @SchuStats
Oregon, courtesy of @Enj0yTG, requirements: 6 Oregon/Vancouver, WA events since the beginning of the year and US must be your most played country and OR or WA must be your most played state My Oregon player highlight for October 2025 goes to pkfrog! October character top 100s are coming out soon, so check my pinned tweet for info on correcting character/tag info. Do it ASAP so you don't forget!!
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I will never hit this again
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Hayley Williams performing “True Believer” on The Tonight Show!
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初めてスネーク使ったんですがこのキャラドンキーコングの可能性があります。
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